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  giant feet decided to use his tail anyways, and he scared the town with his crazy appendages, flailing about like a

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  I didn't have to walk around naked in it, but such is the nature of my condition. The doctors call it

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  2010-05-19 01:45:31

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  After 45 minutes he wins and is given a place to stay. Luckily he brought a pillow along with his cards. However,

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  2010-05-19 01:43:52

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  her husband Albert. Crazy dog was just hungry is what they told her, but she knew better. It had evolved into a

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  2010-05-19 01:37:53

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  birthmark on her face. It was something about the shape of it that really got me going, as it reminded me of

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  2010-05-19 01:33:23

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  to drink whiskey instead of a bloody mary this morning. It gave him the edge he needed to face these demons from

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  2010-05-19 01:29:49

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  in clown suits. The clowns they stole the suits from were quite upset, so they decided to

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  2010-05-17 22:12:45

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  Chinatown. They ate like mad men there. It's where he met Ingrid...I met her there too, we shared

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  2010-05-14 12:44:38

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  pick up the ladies in a powerful way. He used all four limbs to climb onto the bar, and this usually impressed the

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  2010-05-14 12:42:57

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  that he was a woman. He would dress up like a classy prostitute and stalk the streets looking for a nice rich man in a

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  2010-05-13 15:24:47

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  Billy Dee Williams. I hadn't ran into Billy Dee in years, but I knew what he was up to here, I'd seen it before when

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  2010-05-13 02:51:56

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  It was a long, dusty drive to L.A., but after 4 years BillyBob could hardly wait any longer. He got in his truck and

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  2010-05-12 18:27:28

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  so he tried to scare the poppy man using the technique made popular in the movie "Ghost", but instead the man just

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  2010-05-12 17:17:13

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  ice cold, like the blood in my veins and look on my face when we make love. Next time that happens I promise I will

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  2010-05-12 17:13:25

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  make vegetables taste so good? I washed it down with a few advil and spent the rest of the night baking a

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  2010-05-12 12:05:40

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  thief, but most people knew me as a hedge fund manager for Goldman Sachs. I put on some Coldplay and proceeded to

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  2010-05-12 12:03:33

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  that time I spent in 'Nam. Damn hippies never knew enough to keep their mouths shut. Good thing I have my whiskey and

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  2010-05-12 12:00:52

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  the starting pitcher's hands around my

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  2010-05-11 18:23:41

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  you would expect after eating so many garlic chips in under one minute. She asked me for gum and I gave her

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  2010-05-11 18:19:41

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  he drank all that wine at Sally's party. What was he thinking? Sally came up to him last night and

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  2010-05-11 14:57:17