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deadly fork of plus one intelligence, those gingerbread ninja man didn't knew what was comming to them. The night was filled with the sound of crunchy goodness. -
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A poem, a poem for my dear wife Shay, even though I'm a poet I don't know what to say.
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from the unstoppable invasion of the mutant prettzels, if he didn't made his choice so quickly the world would've been rulled by a salty tyranny.
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His body, only a shell for what's been hidding inside for so many years, a mutant lobster from outer space. Noone knew this, he made sure to leave no clues to his true identity.
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Away from the life I had,away from those leeches I called friends. I had to overcome the fact that I was an african american in a racist society. In that day I decided "I'm going
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That godamn cow that I love. That beautifull cow that came from above, that fell into my life to make me feel like a mess. That cow that came and gave to me her bless.
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My hands started to sweat, my eyes were getting heavy and my chest tight. I was having a panic attack as I realized that maybe I wasn't going to come back home anymore.
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Our powerful god that moved mountains and seas, that made the darkness come at night and bless us with the light of the morning. Our god that made us commit murder in his name...
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ride me
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Prostitutes will be burned.
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realize I could fly! Of course I could fly, it made sense since I was pidgeon, but I must have forgotten because when I jumped I pooped in something. Looking down I realized it was
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Once upon a time, in a far far away land, lived a little boy and his sick grandmother. The boy was too young to work so he had no money to help his granny.
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A nurse came rushing into the room and looked at her with disbelief, what could have changed? What made her wake up today and not in one day of the past ten years?
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After the initial shock I realized that I must be a giant, purple bear, because I love honey and shit rainbows.
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puddin, yes puddin...
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Huge gloves! Everyone stared at me and an awkward silence was created.
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got out off his work, as a Male Erotic Dancer, and went to get something to eat with his friends John Doe and Jane Doe. They were an happily married couple that knew Jerry since
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and my pet dinossaur "Barney", we had to get out of there I thought. Looking around I found an 1-UP mushroom, happly to find it I eat it up with one bite just to find it was
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My grammar was getting worse! Of course my limb didn't "fells" off, it "fell" off! What the hell was happening to me, I though while I ride my unicorn into the skyline.
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King in his homeland. After I realized that I've been so rude to him said "I'm so sorry sir but your nose, your nose! It's so big and red I just want to cut it off with a