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Unlike the svelte lady-parts of a young human female, which are both wet AND fun. Ahh, what I wouldn't have given to be rescued from my current predicament by a good-looking
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Picking up a nearby rock, Kathleen attempted her best to aim high and true toward the podium. Fortunately, she hurled it right into his skull. Unfortunately, her mask slipped and
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I had been sucked into the Lintlands, scourge of the Seven Household Kingdoms. Strange, soft-bodied visages screamed wordlessly in the distance as I struggled to find my way out.
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That bastard, Kayla thought, as she sped down the aisles in her scooter. Didn't he realize that the integrity of Swedish espionage was as stake? Of course not, how could he, but
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ouldn't be able to work in a place where the bosses knew him so personally. "This interview is OVER!" he declared, overturning the table in the process.
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On the night of the performance, the handler in question, Donald Rogan, caught a bad case of tonsilitis, and so could not make it. Who was to care for the weasels?
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the dragon tumbled down through the air, landing to cloak me like an untightened kimono. Having merged with the soul-dragon, I rose above the skyscrapers to carry out my new duty:
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gazed upon the thousands of posters in my room, all graced with Lee's dignified, no-nonsense face. Someday, I would be just like him, taking no prisoners, living a life of danger
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live up to my father's legacy of wearing a costume and prancing about, tho I think I may have internalized it as a sexual fetish." He walked dejectedly to the furry con, and died.
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"Sarah, Totally Not a Zombie, Meets Jacob (Also Not a Zombie)." A perfect name for what was sure to be the perfect story of the path into womanhood. As he got to writing, though,
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Jimmy hopped out of one clown's way, only to stumble into another. Pretty soon, he was on the floor, trapped in a stampede of neverending clownhood.
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has attempted to convert his intestines into jumper cables. Now skedaddle!" The detective managed to shoo away bystanders, but when he saw the man's wife, his face turned white.
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disaster. Jimbo, where's the antidote?" My sidekick, as usual, was just
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to Maggie's house and yelled, "Are YOU the goat-monster that's been ruining my life?" Of course,
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jab your fork all up in there! In fact, this is what Uncle Greg did at the last party, and you wouldn't BELIEVE
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how Carlos came to be known as the world's first underage pimp; he hid his secret well away from the rest of the world, leaving them to believe that it was the jacket. Only later
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The last thing he thought before blanking out was, "Maybe it's not such a good idea to run pantsless into
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the day I met Harvey, a demon in disguise. He wore a fedora to cover his horns, and some chicken feathers duct-taped to his back. Not a very convincing angel, but
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come out in the night, snatching up a defenseless ham, and chew away at its screaming body as he descended once again into the darkness. The meat villagers would have none of this