Finished Folds (21—40)
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3to Anna? Not! I touched her leg just above the knee, and she began to vibrate at 1568Hz (G). As I slid my other hand near her, um, "Keytar", I was able to coax out a silky vibrato.
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5"Ugh", you groan, as the monster swallows the ukelele whole. "I guess I'll have to take up the penny whistle", you think to yourself, "or maybe the hurdy-gurdy!" The monster began
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3tried to pull a hat out of the rabbit's hole. The rabbit did not appreciate this, and thrashed furiously with its hind legs until it began to spin above the cribs for all eternity.
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3of this before descending into the depths of alcoholism, drug abuse, and self-debasement. Oh, and, um... murder (he really deserved it, though). But positive thinking changed all
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5picking up dog poop. Sometimes he would invite some friends over to play fun graveyard games like "Tag, You're Dead", "Hide and go to Hell", and "Grave Robber Scavenger Hunt". When
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2kicking the mower and screaming, "Electric mowers are crap! Bring back gas powered mowers! Fossil fuels rule, don't let the dinosaurs' extinction have been all for naught! Aargh!!!
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1We floated slowly upward, as the world below grew smaller and smaller. So too did all of our troubles and worries, and soon we could think of nothing but this newfound freedom. We
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5scaring little kids senseless. His makeup was drawn into a big goofy smile, but his actual mouth was frowning at the corners, and it was hard to tell if his eyes were sad or angry.
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4football players from Seattle. Fans of rival teams referred to them as the "Sea Chickens", but to Farmer Bob they were just "the chickens". They were ferocious, but dumb as rocks.
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3despite this. I was hungry and decided to eat somewhere new. I wandered around and found myself in a part of the city I was unfamiliar with. I came to a place called Mal Papagayo.
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4and she could not let this stand. It wasn't entirely untrue, she was a bit nerdy, but also kind, generous, and adorably witty. The monster was an ungrateful brute! Stelle decided
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3expecting speckled spectacles of specious splendor? He hoped not. Squandering was one of his greatest strengths, but squandering daylight seemed wrong. It made him profoundly sad,
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1ten million in cash, and a hit of that sweet herb in your pocket." The Pope closed his eyes as if in prayer, and Obama twitched nervously. The rich man agreed, and they smoked like
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5dream I've ever had. What did it mean? As I stumbled towards the kitchen in search of crackers, I instead found myself in a lush meadow. The warm sun on my skin was intoxicating,
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4had noticed that his belly was getting a bit large, but he thought that was just too much beer and not enough exercise. As he lifted his shirt, he noticed that his man udders were
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4It was long and slender, and she had a cute freckle on her knuckle. Ms Chapman made a scrunchy face as she waved it enthusiastically at the officer in the rear view mirror. The cop
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6Adrian was ecstatic, he had never won anything in his life until now. Serena wanted desperately to free herself from the net and return to the freedom of the sea. The mermaid sadly
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8for her fake plastic smile was exceeded only by my appreciation for her physical form. I mentally navigated lush hills and valleys as she walked away, no map required. The pageant
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4could not be deterred. She burst into the unlocked bathroom, and yelled "Mr. Stark! I wan't my money, NOW!" Just as she entered, he emerged from the stall. The skirt he was wearing
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3Well, down on the floor at our feet really. It was impossible to avoid stepping on them, and when we did, they made a sickening sound as they splattered. The beautiful music wasn't