Finished Folds (61—80)
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3"Listen to me very carefully," said the caller, "We know about Somalia, we know about your indiscretions, and we are watching you as we speak. What you need to do now is
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5he suddenly changed his mind. She looked confused as he stopped writing, ripped up the violation and said, "Try to be more careful next time, OK lady? Sheesh." This pissed her off,
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2ded sadly. There was no doubt that the magistrate's morals and tactics were questionable at best, but he hated to hear of anyone missing a soiree, deserved or not. If free drinks
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1finding a particularly failure prone brand of prototype condoms to secretly swap out on his cheating ex-girlfriend, Stella. Or maybe just shooting them across the room into her
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3with chop sticks. Otherwise I keep my deficiencies to myself, if I even acknowledge them at all. If I'm feeling relaxed and confident, I may be more likely to smile and nod while
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5, desperate, tangled rendezvous with the maid of honor that she'd been intimating every time their paths crossed throughout the day. He also wanted to remember nothing the next
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3had looked at her when she was dancing. He had looked her up and down, to be sure. But more than that, it seemed like he had been looking through her, trying to figure out what she
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3remember that, "the owls are not what they seem". Harry didn't know what that meant, but he knew Cooper needed a damn good cup of coffee, and a slice of cherry pie to go with it.
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2mutual desire to disrobe and fornicate in wild abandon on the old fashioned formica countertop. Before they had a chance to act on this impulse, the waitress dropped a coffee pot
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3he sucker-punched me in the gut, handcuffed me, and threw me out into the street. I was literally in the middle of the street, trying to get back up on my feet as horns honked and
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8not only light a fart on fire, but accurately aim it like a human flamethrower. It was glorious, or at least Sgt Stinko thought so. The ladies were not impressed, and neither were
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6in a timeless pause of pure anticipation. Then when the moment arrives, the orgasms erupt, each flooding the landscape with waves of pleasure and sensation. Avalanches occur when
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2first gallon of coffee (black, or course), and they really aren't fully awake until after the 2nd or 3rd gallon. At that point, the Demons are fully caffeinated, and ready for
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7At least, that's what he told himself as he headed back home. He arrived to find her waiting for him, with a fresh assortment of undergarments laid out on the table. He was doomed.
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43 mice, Droogles the family dog, and her arch nemesis Chucky. Satanic Sally then set her sights on an even bigger challenge: Floogles the family cat. Being a doll, Sally was
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2harness my inner confusion and lack of coordination, although it does sometimes have the unfortunate side effect of disrupting the insomnia that I typically enjoy. Regardless,
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6In fact, if he were being completely honest, he still slept on the couch to this day. As for the ex-girlfriend, she had moved on, which was more than he could say about his wife.
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7for others as well. Just 3 rooms down at Hotel Foldingstory was a hoarder who had recenty been evicted from his home of 30 years. He couldn't take all of his belongings, but nearly
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3, as usual. I mean, seriously - it would have been MUCH worse if she had developed a heroin addiction, adopted a stray crocodile, and dated the Jacksonville Jaguars. But they just
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3so confused... I'm having trouble remembering anything that happened in any of the episodes - even the ones at the end that I had just finished watching. Weird. I decided that