Finished Folds (21—40)
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3in the ashes with glee. Then she noticed her parent's car behind the shed. OMG, she thought, maybe they had been in the house.She heard a chittering. She turned to see the possum,
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5was how Oscar Wilde was described by anonymous in a letter publishe in The Pearl's Letters to the Editor feature. It was widely believed, due to the idiom used, that it was Joyce.
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1the curb. It always amazed him how the bone sound of a crisp carrot reminded him to be evil. Or how a bird riding the thermals reminded him to be evil too. Just now the gurgles of
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2"Take it up with management Buddy. Now move over and let me at the lady." Speed orgies had their drawbacks. He looked back at her and she'd already forgotten him. He went through
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1a crap shoot. Sometimes you woke up no longer a planet. WTF?! Pluto knows what I'm talking about. Keeping it real fam, but Goddess forgive me if I impale the next Farm Bill & kin.
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2then an aerodynamic four post bed flew by the cockpit. The inebriated baboon flashed back to his capture. He came out of it stone cold sober. I took the aircraft higher. The bed fo
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2therapy would have help with that crash. But a junior officer of the Back 40 brigade had rutted himself into command of that brigade & the Sty Brigade. His name was Napoleon Oink.
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3discovers that his knee is connected to his shoulder now. 6:02 Chad teeters on his good leg as he tries to figure out his new configuration. 6:03 Chad goes full CHAD.[roll credits]
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7I hated his psychic intrusions. I lied and he knew I lied when I responded, "No, I have not considered kim-chee for writer's block. I'd settle for your head on the chopping block."
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2instituted Open Mic Nights in the ER's waiting room. Some called him a 21st Century Doctor Robert. "I merely followed an old family recipe for success. It makes a great fudge too."
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3a Royale with cheese. The cashier reminded me I was not at a McDonald's in Paris but in a Taco Bell in Hell and did I want that animal style. That stumped me. Did I come across as
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5coders. They make mad money but they buy too many rad things and forget to eat because of reasons. That's what you can do if their watches are Rolexes. Red's was a Casio. He got to
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1Since I'd been 9 for 30 years until this morning. I found I might have skipped too much by not growing up. Going for kid size to adult took some getting used to. Puberty lasted two
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1"Mariah", the wind didn't answer. The sails went slack and all the ship slowly came to a stop. The unexpected stillness was too much for him and he puked at the bosun's feet. "Keel
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1-stead of being my salvation, it contained the dead man's wife. The one that had died on that cruise to Blatassavla with the camel and all the bakclava you could eat. We should go
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3-rate on rival clan salamanders. To change their views on things in general and themselves in the particular. Not to be undone by any run of the mill undoing, Abraxos Hemlock sent
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0thought as she walked away from the eruption without looking back; like a badass. Ryan had been a distraction. He'd served his purpose and it had been a mistake to keep him around.
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3He decided to sit in the bean bag chair while he waited. He hadn't sat in one in ages. He started playing around and his feet lost contact with the floor, It swallowed him whole.
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3get the top bunk. He won, of course. Then I wrestled him to get bottom bunk. He won again. Or did he?
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3it was a fart!" Then played the violinists last melodic phrase back at him in counterpoint. Some in the audience tittered. The viollinist stood, his mistake still running down his