Finished Folds (41—51)
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3it was a fart!" Then played the violinists last melodic phrase back at him in counterpoint. Some in the audience tittered. The viollinist stood, his mistake still running down his
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2our new line of snortable cannibis, Capri Canna-Snorts in various strains to calm what ails you. It makes the traffic leaving soccer practice seem like a tenable proposition. ~FIN~
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2Pagoda ruins. Behemoth drunk was one thing. Throw a drunk Levianthan into the mix & you've got a rain of ruin coming down on you. "But they're good tippers," say the sycophants.
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1Even your potato salad. Like the other Old Ones, Cthulhu liked the novelty of waking up during the Trump Ague. But did Cthulhu reward Bobby for his service? Of course not & Bobby
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1a man’s voice behind me. My blood ran cold. I stood up straight and turned around. It was a badge. A parking warden. He was looking at the condom packet in the girl’s hand. “Balloo
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1stood up, claimed she had the airs and left the room. The next day they heard back that My Vagina was a go but absolutely no jingos for it were authorized. Oscar Meyer would sue.
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4indelible taste in one's soul. The more tortured, the more indelible. In keeping with the new PC leanings of the Wiccan Council, she refused to genderize Samsung. Fecundity became
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6whoopie cushion to KILL. I took off 7 pairs of clown shoes before I was in my stocking feet. I pulled the old, "Hey look over there at those titmice". When the other clown looked,
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3off the government teat. Norman's orange parka's shoulders sagged. He was disheartened that his fashion sense wasn't being appreciated. These Retro-Antebellum sensibilities weren't
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1Not purely as purported but passably opaque. Or obtuse, I'm not acute enough. Peter robbed Paul to pay the piper on a pterodactyl with ptomaine poisoning puking his Peking man on a
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2We both went through Xtina phases but her screeches were grating. Whereas The Edge always took the edge off Bono's screeching. Outside the burning Targets said "This is America".