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Eating spurs is generally considered unhealthy although they did add a certain ambiance to the chicken foot dish. "Maybe a honey glaze on top?" he inquired of his magic mirror. -
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Truthfully, this singing bathtowel was Lady Gaga's best marketing idea yet. "I want you psycho, your vertigo stick," right as a guy is drying off his junk? Hell yah.
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ever sampled in Soviet Russia. In my humble opinion, linguine like this should be bronzed and set in some museum. However, as he was the only food critic this far North, it didn't.
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number written with middle egyptian heiroglyphs because this seemed sensible. However, as I was wearing sweats today, I felt that the panty note seemed rather pointless in the end.
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small toy car engine and a fist full of charcoal, the Little Plain That Could wiped the blood from his nose and began to call for help. Mighty Mike, Flip, where are you?
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most first years were agitated for the better part of the day. Whenever they were down in the cafeteria, it was obvious that they felt uncomfortable with their fatty fate.
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marijuana plants that had sprung up like weeds in his back yard. He gaily watered them and gaily they grew until the Doctor had so much that selling was necessary.
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began to stagger his way to the far corner. As I watched my good buddy eyeing that lady of the night, I could only feel some remorse for the sores he would have tomorrow morning.
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biggest Adult Novelty Shop Heist of the century. IT seconded only to the great dildo-napping of 1892. And was far better played. In any case he was obviously the culprit.
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must have just hit a weapons cache if they made an explosion that big. It is lucky that I get to relax on my secret island while these mooks kill gooks and vica versa.
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In retrospect, driving the Humvee, decked out in full war gear, through the marketplace was probably not the best idea. I paused to help the farmer and scratch my balls of steel.
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grabbed his chest. He felt a cold empty feeling as he fell towards the floor. His last glimpses where of Steve Job. his god, holding a heart in his hand. Now whose could that be?
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The oncoming toddler. Moving at a blinding 1/4 mph, that baby was coming on fast. 3 seconds till collision. 2. 1. WHAMMO! Baby, Dog, and the tail it was chasing come together.
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which would have been very awkward based on the idea that physical comedy, like falling face first on a pie, does not really belong in a drama like Dawsons's Creek.
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"The time is ten o'clock, do you know where your children are?" chimed the television, and all Icould think was, "No. No I do not."
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thought that he barely had a week left before he died. It was time to live up. Little Johny was going to take Vegas by storm.
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To the Hash Brown of Eternity. If the golden hash brown does not wield the Cig of Life as his scepter , then all Hell might break loose.
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As the Brazilians looked over their newest treasure I saw my chance. With the speed of a 9 year old on Rittalin, I jumped at the leader legs raised and delivered as stunning kick.
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Turn to that master of peanut buttery chocolate goodness. El Reeses Cup Principal! With the ferocity of a pack of wolves, I dove for the delicate orange wrapping paper on the floor
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brandished the stack of bills and overdue notices like an awkwardly shaped club. " IN MY DAY," he shouted, "WE HAD TO WALK 6 MILES TO PAY OUT NEAREST BILL!" It made no sense but