Ribbed, pleasure dotted or “rough rider”

Ribbed, pleasure dotted or “rough rider” condoms are usually billed “for her pleasure.” This phrase is a fallacy. Women are not sexually stimulated by

anything but trashy novels, cigarettes with those long, affluent filters and men who ignored them. Turnoffs include nice guys, compliments and any man that isn't a complete douche

because after all, if a man is assertive, it's just a sign of his overwhelming confidence, right? Who wants a wimpy so-called "nice guy" over a strapping, sexy man?

She shouted at the auction. She had a variety of men for sale. She iced their nipples and shoved Tapatio up their asses so that they'd vibrate. The buyers really liked

their auction catalogs which provided desperately needed blinders from the ridiculous display in front of them. The auctioneer called out

Going once, going twice, sold and the BMW now belonged to a little old lady from Pasadena. The next lot was a slightly soiled oven mitt. The auctioneer

considered it for a moment, before opening the auction at £100. 'This', he said, 'is the slightly soiled oven mitt of David Bowie, long lost in the backstreets of Brixton, by KFC'

"no not Kentucky Fried Chicken, it was Kathy frigging Carmichael." She entered the T V show The Hoarders and while mucking out her kitchen they found the David Bowie oven mitt.

Bowie's picture was so lifelike, she imagined he was singing to her. She picked up the Lady Gaga dish towel, which, while more cartoon like, actually began singing to her.

Truthfully, this singing bathtowel was Lady Gaga's best marketing idea yet. "I want you psycho, your vertigo stick," right as a guy is drying off his junk? Hell yah.