Finished Folds (221—240)
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2She adjusted her fins & retracted her 2 unusual canine teeth. She blamed her folks, Count Chocula & Lady Gaga. Downing her chocolate milk she slurs,"More." Being a mermaid vampire
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4"Sir, PLEASE." Det. Manatee said. Walrus went on, "Of illegal beagles looking for Jason Segel & whether oysters you'll bring." It finally clicked. He'd only give info for oysters.
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3relaxed. That is, until he brought out the Cosby sweater. The ill-fitting sweater vest suddenly loosened, and the Cosby sweater flew overhead & fit itself neatly around his middle.
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3t-shirt because MTV wanted him to be hip. But J Mascis was too freakin' badass, flicked his beautiful gray bun, and started rocking out. MTV broke, JWoww left & a new era was born.
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3rendering Gollum wide eyed and harmless. He was a real wacko, that one. First it was a ring, now he wanted my Zippo? I tossed it to him and headed to Mordor for a house party.
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4-ffy updo, Papa taking a smoke too. She'd always reminded me of a Lauren Bacall, Great Gatsby type character with her bullshit radar and irreverent sex appeal. I went to join them
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8secrets, but only my deepest, darkest ones. It was all I had left of crazy Jane, those boobular salt and pepper shakers. But I had one terrible secret still burning inside me.
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4Some friendships are more conversational, other friendships are more vibrational." The Gila monster jeered at his next meal, lobster bib at the ready.
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7to address complaints. Sure engouh, a gaggle of nude folk were embracing free love in Aise 9, fornicating in a lagoon of Fertile Green & Eggshell Interior. Walmart manager Tom was
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4have no place in your bum or your nose, Martin. As your doctor, I strongly advise you to stay away from all cacti and pointy foliage or you risk major damage to your
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6Being a Barbara Streisand stunt double was hard work,
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5jelly donught argonaut, a mellow-tempered astronaut." The crowd under the balcolny cheered as I waxed poetic, though my license should've been revoked, my blood alcohol content exc
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6the Danger Patrol, protecting danger in all its forms, mediums and methods since 1929. The task force, made of volunteers and lumberjacks, keeps dangerous situations alive & active
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6No, Kipling, the writer." I brought the book to the hippo and he flipped through the pages. "Well?" I asked. The hippo shrugged "I'm not really into fantasy. Talking animals are no
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4With each of her jumps over to me. Was this real? This person-sized lady rabbit of mine? I was starting to feel a lot like Donnie Darko, and it didn't sit with me well.
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6ing scream when cut into. As the woman started to cut the steak, she heard it - a banshee like shriek that stopped the second her knife stopped its handiwork
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6see the... purple rain, purrrple rainnnn." The former actor/now weatherman whisked a big wig from his back pocket, adjusting it headily. The producer yelled, "Cut to commercial."
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12We gasped in horror as the mass email containing a pic of Pooh Bear, shirtless, circulated globally . "Can't you recall it?" "This isn't the Bush Gore election." I rolled my eyes.
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4Anthony Kiedis considered Flea's statement, replying, "Funky monks would." "But they're aren't any monks in the band." They sighed melancholically, sharing froyo with Jared Leto.
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6I fumbled for my wallet, realizing I'd left it on the hospital bed. "Registration?" The voice bellowed. I shook my head. "Wait by the cherubs while we look you up in the system."