Finished Folds (21—40)
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4and hairy. Mostly when off the grid. Cross and hairy hares no longer in hunters' crosshairs were adopted by a local aupair and they all went to the university career fair.
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10of all the secrets that passed between the two, my dog and our newly hired dog walker. I knew they spoke of my manuscripts, my failed manuscripts. I watched from the window,
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3sure that I'm not adopted?" I pawed at my green fluorescent skin and strained my eyes trying to decode her gaze. How could I be a mermaid vampire and have a banshee mother?
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5said legendary and apparently pricey Sword of Armenherst, some improvisation was in order. It was time. "Lemonade! 50 cents a cup!" The time demon hunters called from their post.
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7But some customers became belligerent at the lava temperature regulations from the FDA. "I want my eyebrows to sizzle." One patron yelled angrily, throwing hot lava against the wal
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4What the folding story king didn't realize was sequels are often not as well received when lacking celebrity cameos. Luckily, Det. Manatee stepped out from behind a potted plant
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5future. When I unfurled the scroll, I found to my astonishment that it was completely blank. Was this a joke? Was what the fates had planned for me... Entirely left up to chance?
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11was postponed due to rain predicted that Saturday. Godzilla and Lobsterman caught up on sleep while they revamped their invasion attempts.
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6"WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?" He shone the desk lamp on his goldfish with the intensity of a CIA operative. The fish stared blankly. "Don't make me ask you again, Guv'nor."
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6Monopoly, but always ends up owing himself money because all of his pricey hotel property on the boardwalk. Solitary Monopoly hadn't caught on just yet, but Neil Diamond was optimi
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6Sam the Toucan was going through hell. They hiring a voice coach to fade the squawk out of his lingo for Fruit Loops' new image so he left Kellogg to film a hot nature documentary.
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5because there was a monkey on my back. Ever since I went to that karaoke bar last night and became entranced by the baboon singing Pixies' "Monkey Gone to Heaven."
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6his collection of empty fairy dust jars piling up & knew it was time to get help for his growing addiction. Glancing at the facility contract, he signed his name simply, "Gepetto."
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6Foreign policy textbooks. Conflicted over which 2016 presidential candidate to impersonate on Halloween, I settled instead to dress up as Gerald Ford.
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4teaching advanced zumba classes and taking artsy Instagram selfies. To say he'd reached full recovery would be an understatement, though being reincarnated as a
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4read fine print for the next 120 years without sleep or sustenance.
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6Being a clock maiden was tough work. Every hour on the hour, she had to shriek a bird call, according to the species depicted at that time. But, as usual, she overslept and missed
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4at its speed and effortless interface. By then, she realized she was on a HELLBOAT, not a helioboat as she had first thought.
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6otherwise known as The Jazzbo of Postal Bohos, was caught unawares as she snuck in through the water-closet's little paneled window.
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4But the Millennial coup d'etat was so effective that Cheese Pretzel stores were present on every block.