Finished Folds (1—8)
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6the moon we were sent. Yes it was extremely expensive and inneficent to send convicted criminals to the moon instead of to jail, but you have to admit:
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0Okay this is getting disgusting. Let's talk about something else now:
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1the agent as he open fired on person he thought was the communist spy. "Wait! Don't shoot me!" said the other person. "I can help you get into Stalin's secret base!"
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4Once upon a time, a man decided he was going to kill every ninja on earth.
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3existence, which in turn made him decide to kill every ninja on earth. Several million dead ninjas later, the Kangaroo retired to a far away island, finally content with himself.
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2the evil scientist brought them to life, one by one, with his Magic Tesla Gun. "They all said I was crazy!" he shouted. "I'll show them. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!" I coughed neviously.
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0suddenly a crazy hobo with a shotgun kicks down the door. He babbles incoherently as he circles around the room, despritely trying to find me. I tried hiding behind a chair, but...
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0So I looked the sheriff in the eye, said "Who do you think you're messing with, pal?", and went on to make THE BEST GOD DAMN SOUFFLE IN ALL OF HISTORY!