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  As I gazed out upon the breaking waves, I was reminded of a time long ago, before he had been taken by the icy depths and we said our goodbyes on this same beach. The chill wind

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  2012-03-01 06:40:22

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  shotguns laid out before us. Manhunts were one of her favorite pastimes, and she rarely gave up the opportunity to hunt in cold blood. Her smile was warm and motherly as she looked

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  2012-03-01 06:35:13

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  around my room in fear, breathing heavily. Grabbing my AK47 tightly to my chest, I sang"soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...happy kitty sleepy kitty purr, purr, purr..."

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  2012-03-01 06:30:03

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  As he hit the linoleum, his eyes flickered shut and his mind fell into a concussion-induced delirium. "Oh hello, Tom Cruise," he chuckled, "I was just about to proposition you for

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  2012-03-01 06:24:24

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  Into the back and changed into a gorilla suit that I keep on hand for such occasions.I rambled out and gently grunted in the direction of the homicidal woman,"not to alarm you, but

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  2012-03-01 06:17:03

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  But this was all in a day's work for the senator, who took great pride in the fact that his money and political office provided him with the means to moonlight as a transvestite.

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  2012-03-01 06:01:36

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  The night was shrouded in the smoky haze arising from the fires in the north, the air was stale and bitter. She dared not look back, in fear that she would stumble and be caught by

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  2012-03-01 05:58:13

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  food once the questionable foreign restaurant moved into the empty building. How darkly poetic! Two unlikely friends sharing the same tragic death, served w/ gravy toa mustachioed

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  2011-02-10 01:32:50

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  The dog ran out of the bog.

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  2011-01-24 01:01:57

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  NOM NOM NOM. And although eating his own flesh was problematic for a number of reasons, it did provide him with a convenient solution to the age-old dilemma of the "munchies."

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  2011-01-18 12:56:27

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  Belly-buttons.

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  2011-01-18 12:49:25

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  Then, suddenly, she pulled an AK47 out from under her bustle and took aim at the dirty bastard's face. "Unhand the chihuahua or die, you f*cking meat-bag!" She meant business.

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  2011-01-18 12:47:14

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  sound she could imagine, and cringed in horror as she identified the blasphemy as a song. "NNOOOOOO!!!!!! I REFUSE TO ALLOW MYSELF TO DIE WHILE LISTENING TO JUSTIN BEIBER!!!"

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  2011-01-15 03:28:37

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  "CURSE YOU, FOUL WITCH! A plague upon your house! You will rue the day you stole my wife and led her into the vile embrace of adultery! FOR THIS, YOUR MANHOOD SHALL BE MINE!"

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  2011-01-15 03:15:59

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  rest of her body followed suit. In a mad fit of insanity, she forced herself up, tearing the skin offher flesh in one fluid movement, leaving it on the ground like a humanoid glove

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  2011-01-15 03:07:30

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  was the catch: it was not actually the Mormon church at all, but a so called "reformed" LDS church that had broken off nearly 100 years ago. He also had an intense love of bigotry

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  2011-01-15 03:03:35

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  The Lady laughed like a mirthful child, tossing her hair and singing songs about puppies as she slowly dragged his naked body, feet-first, towards the industrial sized wood-chipper

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  2011-01-11 03:57:56

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  the transvestite-hooker with a prosthetic leg from the night before. Their eyes met for the briefest of moments, before the hooker turned away and reached into his leopard purse,

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  2011-01-07 19:28:17

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  that it had been left specifically for my uncle Jerry by his lover, who's manhood had repeatedly been in question since the first time he bought an expensive tube of mascara for

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  2011-01-07 19:22:49

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  night he found himself impaired by the iron cuffs with which he had been bound. His eyes searched frantically for the blonde women in the crowd, sweat beading at his temples and a

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  2011-01-07 19:18:02