Finished Folds (21—40)
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3The vet attempted to tell the happy new pet owners that Kevin was actually a piglet and due for a growth spurt very soon. But the owners were too busy cooing at their new 'dog' to
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4when the manager had enough of the aspersions cast on his Scythian ancestors and couldn't stand to hear the word 'kumquat' one more time, he signaled the drive thru attendant, who
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3He rushed off to tell the police what he learned. Unfortunately, a little over halfway to the station, the plastics caught up with him. And poor Braddock was never seen again.
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4Eventually, I couldn't stand the stench any more. I got off the couch and went searching the house for clothespins. I found two and put them both on my nose before returning to the
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4. "Yeah, yeah, yeah," the ferryman grumbled under his breath as he pushed off again. "That's what they all say."
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7more often. Channel 4 ran a segment about me last year. First spider with a doctoral degree." It told me. Since when were spiders such snobs? "For your information," I said, "I do
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5it was not going to rain today. "Well," I told him, "I've only got one bottle of water. Do you want it or should I give it to the grass?" He took a moment to consider it and then
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4With a yawn, I pushed everything on the sofa to the floor. Then I collapsed onto the sofa, shoved an arm over my face and promptly fell asleep. Naps were the best thing ever.
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3"Not again!" I groaned. "I've got things to do, places to be!" The armed man didn't care. He promptly kidnapped and ransomed me. It wasn't very fun, but I survived, so-eh. You know
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5Tony, who'd worked as a cashier for the last year, often complained about Lila's terrible money management, her wild clothing and her obsession with Prague. They lived together and
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2scathing editorial about her horrifying manners and disgusting smile. It was republished in twenty seven different newspapers and I plastered the article on electrical poles in six
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4that my earlessness wasn't too noticeable. I circled the island until I found her and George. Holding my irises, I got ready to convince her to enjoy a Starry Night on the Rhone wi
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6One enterprising young man, realizing his car was going nowhere fast and that the subways were blocked, decided to try and ride one of the sheep flooding the city. He quickly found
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2of the Stern but Fair Parenting Proclamation which survived nearly as long as knowledge of the historical event did. To the annoyance of all children both were taught annually.
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4body parts and torn signs. Soon, everyone had run to safety, leaving only the geese behind. If anyone crept back in the park the geese attacked. They had won. The park was theirs.
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3contrary to my fears, the vine-like pickles actually made my house look a little homier and more cheerful. My cats, stuffed full of the viney pickles, were fat, happy, and weirdly
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4For a moment, I stared at my shattered child, shocked. Then I sprang into action, clearing the kitchen table, finding my glue gun, gathering the crystal shards that had been my son
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5machine gun my way and gave me a dry look. "Nice try, kiddo. Pistol please." "Mom!" I stomped my foot and scowled. "Not fair! Why do you get all the cool guns?" Mom said, "Because
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3form their own. The beans took the carrots' advice and made the Beans for Betterment Union. The onions thought the carrots and beans were being absurd. But they did make $0.90
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7decade. Should've moved in my opinion.The fact that they didn't is mighty suspicious. You know, it's just not the kind of neighborhood you want to live in, you ask me