Finished Folds (41—50)
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6Ryan looked at me coquettishly. I'd pulled! We danced arm in arm, to a rather pretty waltz played by a man with an accordion. We kissed to the light of the moon, but unfortunately
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7red right arm, and immediately apologised. It was most ungentlemanly of me. However she took it in good spirits, and took me immediately to the bar for a round of creme de menthe.
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1laughed, but I knew deep down it was really, at least in this zip code. It tickled, but I must admit it was one of the most exhilarating moments of my entire life, second only to a
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4spital and steal the funky kimono-style scrubs that the doctors wore there, parading around the Japanese capital like little kings their contraband outfits. How they laughed, while
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1in time to the 1960s, where I found myself slap bang in the middle of the Cuban Missile Crisis. What to do?! I decide the best way to save the world from nuclear war was to make a
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5men were men. In fact the men were so manly the water supply was nearly 80% testosterone, meaning all women, children, cats and sheep had long luxurious beards like retired majors.
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4Scary, or Mel as she is known to friends, made all who met her rue the the day they crossed her path, but at home she was a pussy cat. Literally - a practicing animagus, Mel spent
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3bathroom every night, thinking about his days in Vegas, weeping gently into a small bucket. Poor Elvis. His only despite came the day a special person arrived - it was none other t
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5't even there. Grabbing the first man I saw I screamed into his terrified face: "Who are you?! What did you do with my daughter?!". He looked perplexed to say the least, and I saw
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10In the cold depths of space there lived a strange little man. Wise with the knowledge of all creation, he lived on an icy moon surrounding a strange, purple world. His name was