Finished Folds (21—40)
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4So I did. She hated it, and started to cry. Unfortunately she had a burly Spanish lover called Eduardo who came running from the bedroom with an iron bar, and hit me straight in my
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4Place in a beauty contest, by having cosmetic surgery to look more like a Playboy Bunny. The ruse was so successful that Hugh Hefner himself turned up, and suggested that he went
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5to sooth his little beak. Sasquawkers suddenly realised he was quite attracted to the Parrot of Fleet Street, and moved in for a cheeky kiss, but the Parrot was having none of it
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5with my cat-o-nine-tails, which I stole from a passing pirate. I wasn't very good at whipping, and accidentally hit a passing man, which unfortunately turned out to be the King of
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4saying "I like to eat cookies with my girls", it said: "I eat girls. Like My Cookies? To With!" She was made to sound like a lesbian, biscuit-eating owl, and was not happy, so she
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2as a dawg, man, he was like, you bi-atch, right up in my grill, fo shizzle, my nizzle. He said: "You sound ridiculous". I said: "Yes, I know. Sorry". We laughed.
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4The Miasma Theorists were actually a Post-New Wave band from Birmingham, England, heavily influenced by bands including XTC and Devo. Their singer was one Roddy Bingo, who once
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4and eventually they were tried in a court of law for causing her tragic death. They got life sentences, and were killed after three years in a prison riot. No-one mourned.
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2I decided to hit them. This was getting way too weird. Suddenly everything was nice and safe with no blood or anacondas, but it was a little boring, to be honest, so we decided to
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3, the 80s British pop band, were unlikely members, and Luke Goss was for a time leader. He introduced a camp dance routine to the initiation ceremony, which also included a strange
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7installed in the 70's now means it's too easy and Everest is swarming with tourists. I preferred it back then, when most people died long before the summit. Ted Danson said to me:
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2a cannonball into my groin as punishment. Damn, those police dogs are mean. I took this to a tribunal for police brutality, but the dog ate the jury and got off. My revenge was to
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3one in the world, except for a weird genius kid in Austria, who became very popular because of it and ended up failing High School because he spent too much time with hot girls.
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4like Mel Gibson, or at least Danny Glover or Joe Pesci, who also starred in the Lethal Weapon series. The museum grew until it couldn't hold any more bagels, and it was decided it
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2rabbits knew not where to go. They ran about, under cars, into bins, under the blades of combine harvesters. One even fell into a well and was eaten by a Well Witch. She loved it
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5... or should I say "Gorn awards". "You fool," I said. "The Gorn was in Star Trek, not Star Wars!". He looked suitably chastised. Anyway, the porn awards happened, and we went with
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3because the choice could mean the difference between life and death, for you are a wanted man by Japanese authorities for that thing you did with a Hello Kitty doll while wearing a
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5watched, like nasty little voyeurs, lurid little faces appearing on their screens. Even a Zip Drive emerged from storage to view the show, but unfortunately it couldn't handle it
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3rang out, which I thought was a bit rude to be honest, but I had to join in when I saw the amount of blood. It really was quite comical. It's this kind of thing that I live for.
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4ut I thought it was. There was something peculiarly sandy about the place, and a few camels were loitering in reception. One asked my name, and wrote it on a small badge, which he