Finished Folds (1—8)

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  all stared at me as I got ready to lift. In retrospect, I realize that I was a car wreck from which they couldn't look away. "Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big?" I think

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  groganhockey

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  2011-04-20 13:38:33

• 1
  - i instinctively grabbed at the spot, and felt the warm gooey mass oozing out. Visions exited my brain as quickly as they could enter. Was this my brain? How did I still have

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  groganhockey

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  2011-04-08 10:17:23

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  what was left of our faux-grass doormat. The little white daisy had fallen off years earlier, before he had been born. He took one last look outside before returning to his room,

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  groganhockey

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  2011-04-06 17:02:59

• 2
  bit unnerving. Even though he wasn't really there, I expected that he would at least feign giving me some privacy while my breakfast and lunch splattered all around me. The stench

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  groganhockey

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  2011-04-05 12:48:32

• 2
  He didn't run. He couldn't. The poison was beginning to work, and he knew there was no escaping his impending death. I set down my knife and calmly exited into the alley.

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  groganhockey

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  2011-04-01 13:16:44

• 4
  school having survived a columbian soccer match! As I turned to gather my hat, it felt as if the entire stadium was shaken, as if inside a snow globe. I'm not sure where the man

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  groganhockey

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  2011-04-01 13:08:48

• 1
  on, but I'd already seen this episode. I told her "no" anyway, because I wasn't about to watch another episode of Oprah today. I bitterly returned to my tiger roll and thought

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  groganhockey

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  2011-04-01 13:00:44

• 2
  Still, he couldn't help but love her. He knew the power that Goofy held over women, and men too, for that matter. But this was no longer a laughing matter, he had to make a stand.

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  groganhockey

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  2011-03-30 16:06:57