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a troupe of gay acrobats. I did wonder what they wanted with my soul, but I would be getting a lot of money for it. I arrived nervously at the circus and looked for my contact, the -
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but the plant suddenly bit my hand off. Ouch! Suddenly, I realized I was upon a tough decision. Use it to cure cancer or destroy it to get my hand back? Without my hand, I couldn't
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I was only 6 when it happened. It... took over the world. My parents were helpless towards that growing menace. It's like they all had their minds drained. I was lucky to have been
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You should watch out, you know, because I am about to kill you. After you read this text, you will die. Do you want to know why? You made a huge mistake when you stepped on my
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I thought, "Well, c'est la vie. I guess I'll have to find someone else who loves a thick spread of Nutella." And that's how I eventually met and married you.
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suave spy. Sure, I had a top hat and a snazzy suit, but no charm. They stared at me and I realized I had to make my escape now, no second later. My grappling hook was ready to
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in circles trying to trick them into thinking I'm insane. They come inside, put me in a straitjacket and lead me to an empty padded room. My plan worked. It was easy to take out my
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The mixture was the kind people made delicious cake with. The bakers were happy to have more of that special ingredient. Many of those special cakes were eaten by
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A sudden eerie crackle startled me. I looked at my DS and that definitely wasn't Pokemon Black, even though the distorted menu looked similar. I shivered as I started a new game
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it got destroyed by a shark. Damn sharks. So, after putting a bullet in the shark, we decided to swim anyway. We knew it was dangerous, but we couldn't let
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You're all probably wondering why I'm hovering above your table. Well, I'm dead, and unfortunately I have to haunt you guys. Let me tell you why. It all started back in 1982 when I
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I wasn't going to tolerate that. With a snap of my awesome fingers, I destroyed the universe. I may have heard billions of souls cry, but nothing would stop me from watching
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despite the fact that my Chevy was in fact an Autobot. Maybe I had risked the fate of the galaxy, but sure hell I wouldn't pass up an opportunity to
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with a giant bowling ball! I yelled, "You'd better not charge me that or I will SMASH YOU!" I was momentarily stunned as I realized how green I'd turned, and suddenly he took his
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an blue-skinned alien came to me. He had an important task for me, and I could no longer stay in my pool of tears. I realized I had a destiny. If only they had not destroyed my
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imitation of Batman. The duo looked at Edward quizzically until they realized Edward was Joker. By then, it was too late, and the giant scissors had cut off their heads, so Alfred
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satisfy her unusual cravings for butterscotch. At last, she was free. With him, they would rule the universe, and no one would be able to stop them.
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Those times were over. Now, he had a battle to face. More importantly, he had a choice. He stood in front of his army of squirrels. He could send them to their death or
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knew what I was doing however and sabotaged my supply of Excedrin. It was too late until I realized I could not control him anymore. I was powerless to his
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a hobo eating his backseat. "What the hell? Get out of my cab!" the cab driver yelled. However, the more the hobo ate, the bigger he grew, until he