Finished Folds (201—220)
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7Giving up, he decided to get a "job" instead. Trolling the dollar store (essentially his town's red light district) he ended up being hired as a cashier.
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4Member? Do you? Member?
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3an actual VOCABULARY?", the secretart harumphed, putting on lipstick absent-mindedly, now completely put off. "These rent boys just hang around stealin' smokes and
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4Quickiemart." Just like those wolves, too, always bringing it back to snacks when Tracy just wanted HIS snack. Well, maybe just a quick bite of
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4using a pinhole camera. We just love all the silhouettes we've collected of the various that have stopped on planrt earth to say hello. That is, except the creature that the camera
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1at the 7-11. My parents always say, "you only see Martians in the store brand section. Everyone knows that!" that's when they laugh and spill their Seagram's and start fondling
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3What's for dinner?
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3hung our heads out the sides and let our tongues flap around like we were dogs. Our drool dissolved the Mario Kart. Next time, CGI, for sure.
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6numbers for the guys down at the bodega. Sure, the bacon was worth it! But after a while, kepping a step ahead of Medusa left me between a rock and a hard place.
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5This news made the green banana ripen and soften. This was not the effect I'd hoped for and decided to move onto deciduous trees. Just maybe they'd appreciate my fruit
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1In the meantime, Whiskers gave up his spot by the sunny window, sauntered over to the bar, and ate me. My life as a mouse was over. Luckily, I reincarnated into
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4asked for a short stack and a double shot of Southern Comfort. This was no ordinary lumberjill, this was the one for me! Her mustache was like
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1monkey barrel. It was destined to be JUST as fun as a barrelful of monkeys. Which is to say, no fun at all. Hey, what were we doing in a barrel anyways? We should be dancing and
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4an email blast to everybody in the colossi's home room. The laughter drowned out the PA announcement telling them about the building intruder. They were so surprised when
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6osted a game show. It had always bothered me how we had to humor my mother's game show fantasy. Like always having to guess the price of dinner before getting to eat. Or buying a v
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3The strawberry shortcake I had later was extra sweet. Revenge makes a great dessert.
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3Party was caught without pants. Though he'd raised a ton of money (mostly funneled through Scrooge McDuck's vast holdings), Donald Duck would never get the nomination.
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4had been permanently cemented in, so the wife swap wasn't that appealing. Why get another cow, when yours had the sweetest milk? Or something like that. He'd quit the job at Hallma
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2l mine, declared bankruptcy, and wrote off the entire shebang. When ur boys named Coward and Sue, you can become song characters, or u can get even. When they started running guns
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1Brad opened his store for monkey fetishists in the back of his 7-11, but quickly his inventory became about forty percent Davy Jones memorabilia. It became difficult to hide