Finished Folds (221—240)
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5gun, a martial art completely relient on carbo-loading. The sect would wander suburbia looking for spaghetti dinners to scam. They were powerful and dirt poor. They also would
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4I checked the current rate: Justice. I figured that the 7 dwarves would provide collateral, but they were slow to fill out the paperwork. Too much in-fighting / back-biting. Snoopy
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4It was the cursed tiki idol from the Brady Bunch! He had clearly undervalued his prize. The buyer was getting a steal. Where was he going to find a fake to send? Would he be cursed
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3And the residents were called hosers, which is why Canadians would give up their life's savings to live in the collective sovkhozes. Obi Von Kenslavski would take the poor Canucks
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5the glass partition. "How do you like THEM apples?" Of course, I hadn't noticed that the studio was empty. I laid the score down gently turning to my new piece. Grabbing the banjo,
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4to stop all that leading his people nonsense and find a real job, but the ecconomy sucked then too.There weren't a lot of prophet jobs, ya know?" I gave Grandma some more morphine.
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2It's time you knew the truth. I was kicked off the fire department 8 years ago. All those times I said I was putting out fires, I was really
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3meat. Squirrel-meat-kabobs. Salamander-meat-terriaki. Turtle-dove-pop-pie. "Home Cooking" was going to be the best
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3But the ad was only answered by some hero MAKERS. Hey, I like lunch as much as the next guy, but there's work to be done, man! "You know....hey, this is pretty tasty. When can you
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2really care anymore. He'd been a lousy father-figure and a lousy business man, to boot. No longer was I consumed with thoughts of revenge, but I wasn't ready to forgive either.
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5I had given up trying to be an expert home chef, but I couldn't give up the fix-it. So I found uses for some of my old items. Mustard seed make great temporary ball bearings. Meat
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12I just completely f'ed up someone's foldingstory and feel bad about it.
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4Of course, then some jerk would just add random troll-y text to every fold, since that is what the cranks do. Something like lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
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4They were about to put it to the lighter when Jonesy noticed the odd folds in the last few pages. "Gimmee that Mad Lib book!" And started folding. "My God! It's a map of
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3"CK" sound. Oh yeah! Some historian is going to have a field day with this OPRA'd tape! "Hey, Nixon, do your impression of Agnew" Cheney had serious giggles. And the munchies. He
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1Ironically, Katie was watching UP on her iPad and with her headphones on hardly noticed our tent take flight. This was just the tactical advantage I was looking for & began droppin
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3, but I wasn't ashamed. I got to the cat before he got to me. "No, cat AIN'T got my tongue, I've got HIS!" Funny, though. After a few weeks I realized that I was unable to speak!
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4blow up doll. Some room mate SHE turned out to be. Maybe he'd have to put out a room mate ad after all. What he hoped for was
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2Like, Hey, let's get Mikey! He won't eat it, he hates The Cosby Show! Unbelieveably, ABC actually aired this unfortunate commercial. Wonder if this guy is trying to mess with us?
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4, such as "Mario Andretti drives like this" and "Bill Lester drives like this". These race-isms turned racism on its ear, but was the world ready for it?