Finished Folds (321—340)
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0began tickling everyone.. The leviathan and all the kids laghed and laughed and played in harmony in the playground. That's when Ronald McDonald and his posse climbed out of
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5many mismatched socks. Those dang kids and their socks and their t-shirts and their camera phones...could you at least help an old guy up after you take his picture?
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4the pocket elf I secreted in my pants. "Pleasure AND telepathy AND a good gofer to boot", I laughed as the pointy eared creature took my message to Hagrid.
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1a potato peeler, frankly. Walter frankly confided this to Walter as they ate salt water taffy on water crackers. Frank's frankly miffed he wasn't invited to the Sir Walter bitch fe
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3hungering for the squid in the other story, but the avalanche of cats meow'd no. Remembering their claws, I peered at my now-tattered clothing and wondered what NINJA POPE would do
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5Everyone has dumplings, ya see? Some's dumplings are better than others, capiche? So now instead of that item costing 30000 Yuon, it'll be 450 won ton. Get it? The London School of
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5That's right, every single person in the world has an iphone and a son names Jobs. I had Apple put the new Cupertino campus aside and move to The Vatican. Its good to be the Pope.
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6even though they'd always forget to take them out of the van. The band would laugh raucously every single time and then pass out on top of the instrument cases. Dick Clark
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5mind her own pony business, like the elves in the garden. But she was sorry now and wished with all her might as tears fell into the enchanted bird bath. A rainbow appeared, burnin
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1-matically. "You will see that encacing the baby in Lucite preserves every detail and allows me to lend it to you now." She Answered seductively, "Dr. Kowslowski, I meant I want to
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4secret CIA-Bill Gates venture to numb peoples minds while Windows took over the computing world. "Who Wants to Marry a Pakistani Stage Mom Storage Queen?" was before its time and
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2hipsters who still secretly favored product placement despite their outward disdain. Vegas odds for Redenbacher vs. Ominous also favored the old popper, but when they heard Purdue
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3back to ole Broadway, but her head's in the way and she's kinda tasty. Locusts have two passions: pretty ladies and showtunes. If a hoard could ever master a keyboard, they'd write
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1chickens descended upon the attacker and pecked him in the nuggets. It was a cluckin' bad week for Colonel Sanders to become a predator. At least he shouldn't have winged it. Tyson
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5down makes it true in a way that no other visceral experience could. That's why we blog, Timmy, and that's how everything published on the internet is true. Now, go outside and pla
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6My father had left to me a silver belt buckle with the symbol of π on it. When the Unity Government started isssuing posters and billboards with just π on them i realized
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3as the headline act after flash mobs. Unfortunately, although flash mobs werenthe opening act, they always seemed to out-shine the lynch-mob. David Lynch street reenactors
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8holiday party with butt xeroxes of the board of directors. Starbucks had wronged Starbug, and he wasn't going to be pushed around. Imagine telling HIM he "wasn't barrista material
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2ange than blue, if you know what I mean. It wasn't so much the smuggling of poisonousnkelp that got to me. It wasn't the armed border patrol, either. It was the cheap
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5The bear retorted, "same way you always get your hand stuck in the Pringles can! Now get this jar off my nose!" The student realized that the bear was on to her and would reveal