Finished Folds (341—360)
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3peered into darkness. As my eyes adjusted i first caught sight of foamy white from the raging river below. Although i knew the loss of blood would be great, from the bridge nothing
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6Fardum chose Mercury as his detstination. Oh yeah, Fardum was a nickname he had earned in the Academy, someting like "far dumber than the other cadets" Mercury was
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10that fold was folded until 10 lines had been done. That's when AWW WHO AM I KIDDING? My folds always just end. No one ever adds to them and they just go into some limbo where
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3ntually became a great place to shop. "Bimboworld" became a popular tourist stop, with as many as 12 buses arriving daily. Dance was no longer
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1Poe, you've been pwnd! That DNA is recombinant and not exactly my husband's, as it already contains some synthetic
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5Plum thought she could become a more famous chef by creating a sauce in her name. Sure, she was drunk on tequila, but Plum had some good ideas while drinking, like mixing
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23 choices of salad dressing and the best BBQ tools I'd ever seen. The Lord of Hades
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2, you melt away my boredom with your tangy, orange
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8Are you kidding me? Badgers? Again?
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3When Pickles answered "What's you favorite color" with "Paisley", we all knew that she was destined for
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4show Fred his "T-Rex". Fred loved this trick and gave Dino a brontosaurus bone, which Dino dropped on the pteradactyl bath in the yard. Bam-Bam wanted some bam-bam so he called
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3, catching myself in my fly. Ironically, that's when the DJ started playing Tone Loc's "Wild Thing"! Which even more ironically masked my screams as I jumped up and down.
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5ap. Yes, soap. That wold be the only cure for the "mess" he left on the don's car. It wouldnot compare to the mess
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3on stupid stuff, such as extra-extra-extra cheese pizza and 5th wheels. Soon, we blew through the $ and were left wondering if the whores in Stockholm would even care. After all,
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8more eyes as she slowly metamorphized into a bug. But that's another story. This one is about the empty can of Colt 45, which was exactly not like a real colt 45 in that cowboys
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2foreign TV show called "Worst Stilt-Walking Disasters". Wow, was that some botched plastic surgery! Dr. Nick Emgud really had no business cutting hair, never mind flesh.
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4posterior out of the proverbial sling, as they say. The boss was down his neck and up his butt on just about everything. Hemerrhoy Rodgers would need more than just a tube of
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9smoking jacket. Sure, no one wears them anymore, but what says "I'm a dog and I've arrived", like a smoking jacket? The dog had lots of human qualities and could well appreciate
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3fun teddy bear shape, which made the Babe more appealing to children. This did not phase him at all, as he would still hand out cigars to the kids
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4shifted the AMC Gremlin into reverse, which brought the wacky 80's time machine back to prsent day. "Balance, my pitootie. Whacha gonna do now?" the gremlin driver said to himself