Finished Folds (401—420)
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5sardines, taco sauce, and the queen of hearts. Yet his monster sandwich of "Life" was incomplete. What was missing?...Aha! It needs to be a triple-decker made from
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3So Aquaman intoned, "Do mermaids use knives or forks when they eat?" Ariel rolled her eyes and wished Ursula had not made this deal. "Neither, they use their fish fingers!"
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3that Pablo really represented the secret society of OLBAP, the butterfly might not be so "buttery". The meetings of On Laboratory's Back All Pray, were still held in secret because
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7Ahhhhh...that's when the freak show was the freak show. Nowadays the bearded lady is just some girl you want to forget and wolf boy is the guy you can't forget. Or is that TMI?
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2Kenny Chesney flew across the room and head-butted Kenny G, who cried out as he woke in a cold sweat next to Kenneth Branaugh. Ken Smith wondered, looking through the one-way glass
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3her socks still on. This was VERY uncharacteristic for Sarah, who always preferred her partners to wear the socks. Mercedes was still in shock and wondered what would happen if she
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3throw the big switch for THE chair. Then the prison voices told me about all the BS going on Ghost Hunters. Then they told me to go sit in the chair. Then the voices giggled some
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6hill that turned out to be where Spambaby had assembled the assault vehicle out of his disabled spaceship. Spambaby had been asking officials for help all along! Pork roll was
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3and the lost and found. Not finding anything (and noting again the lack of acknowledgement from the other guests) I realized the voice was from inside. My communism has been outed.
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5arized the entire episode for my one-man show, "Cavity Search", which was kind of like a combination of "Vagina Monologues" with a serious look at TSA abuses. Mighty Putty
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1popped back up, being genetically modified to act like Weebles. "Weebles wobble and squirt blood, but they STILL won't fall down. Seeing this was the case, Commander Billplowken
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2I stared at my plate of patè, not sure if it was goose liver, human liver, or something out of the backyard. Our stop at Booby Flaise, while cheap, was definitely a mistake. Candy
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2find the submarine prize in the bottom of the cereal box. He thought "McDonald's can take care of this!" Twenty Happy Meals later, he was satisfied.
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5I mean, who packs a parachute for a train and what kind of name is Anyhow, anyways?
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4NINJA POPE is resourceful. Caught without weapons, he once tied two pope soaps on a rope together. Soft nunchucks that left a pretty good bruise on the blasphemer, I tell ya!
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4Tonight we're rockin the house with a battle for the ages. NINJA POPE. NINJA TURTLE. its gonna be HUGE!
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2, trying to escape the quiet wrath of NINJA POPE (who detested vegan atheism) , hid behind the Panda Ex counter, sampled the veggie stir fry and then noticed the my chopped elbow
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6froze. From his hiding place in the rafters, NINJA POPE, the old-school jap-ital scholar, gave his trademark thin-lipped smile, careful not show his teeth. Manatee, Chillbot, Fang,
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4gendarmes started listening to the preaching, found god, and arrested them both. Ronnie was forced to join the Foreign Legion. All in a day's work for a Frenchman!
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7No amount of descaler would take the ring off the tub. Dora had stopped showering and Boots was getting a little tired of the stench. Even Backpack was skeeved, "Not Delicioso!"