Finished Folds (381—400)
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2plasty, which was a remold of the attention span that over-zealous mothers believed cured ADHD and OCD, such as Gorb's fixation with PAS words. He hated "password", for
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5Which didn't hold a candle to the barrista's art. A single swirly au lait was enough to send critics into rapture. Plus, it was convenient at galleries. But this was a coffe shop.
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5open in 30 countries simultaneously, which will be irrelevant since it will all be on youtube faster than you can say wire-fu. And if you think that's rich, you should try
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6were not. Yes the naked veiled woman looked really out of place in Provo, so I tried not to stare. This was always a mistake, since that only made me more drawn to her. That's when
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6walked around looking like they had HUGE...clock weights and the men had fantastic pendulums. Greenwich is a city that never sleeps, too, because people ignore alarms and just
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3acknowledge anything at all lest I should be forced into an uncomfortable situation. I became deeply entranced, even suppressing medulla functions. I would have died except for
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6noyingly. It was like some kind of tease the way Rich would use his two claw hands to do the hokey pokey. If this was what its all about, Rich was going to make it count.
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9Spam Baby wanted a Creamsicle, but nobody in this dimension had ever heard of one.
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7What is it with you people?
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1What Agoraphobic Man did not know was that summonses were piling up by his door for all the damage the lasers had donento the sidewalk. And when the inspectors came by to fine him
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6So I weeded through my junk drawer for the Self-removal tool. Finding none, I drove to IKEA to see if they had any extra lying around, but got distracted by Swedish meatballs. Self
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4Sure wish my ex would call. Not so much that I missed her, but wanted her to see me livin' large. Awww who am I kidding? I am catatonic in my lonliness. Have been for years. Also,
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6sign on the dotted line and the gypsy builders would double the width of the castle's moat.. Poor planning though, since they had forgotten to lengthen the drawbridge. All of the
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2and given sedatives. This starship ain't big enough for the bunch of us. That's ok, the blind doofs will soon be guest starring in the next away party. Phasers on stunned!
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3gavel the way we used to. Oh, baby, that's the way justice is in the big city. You can't just throw a handful of pork rinds at the problem and expect me to skedaddle, do you, honey
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6Even then she knew that no medicine was going to repair her. The couple would be better going back to bed. That's when the entire ordeal started comin back to her. So many chickens
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3everyone was named Lenny Bruce and talked in an affected stacatto. But none of us laughed. We were too hip (or was it too ironic?) for that.
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3The words scorched a hole in my soul. It was the pork rinds i was after. Had always been. You can take thengirl out of thentrailer park, but you can't take
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4and i realized i was thinking about Amy at dusk. What i really needed was a good stiff drink and called my friend Amie, as i always did whenever I'd obsess about Amy. Amie was with
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5Ackbar recognized the voice and immediately winced. It was XVM11, the robot he invented that now worked shamelessly for the poohbah. He didn't care. "Its a giant pretzel