Finished Folds (521—540)
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4thought maybe he could woo the royal tutor. And so the king sent what he always sent. The first woman who was not revulsed at Spam Baby would be his queen. That she wished him dead
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5Little Joey Parker closed his eyes and wished. Hard. He put pen to paper and wrote two words. "Maybe Santa can bring me Spam Baby THIS year" He would never stop
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3Unfortunately, my first attempt made the entire Universe flat, splitting our dimension at a fault through earth, separating North and South Dakota the length of the Universe.
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6the conga line that had started earlier in the foyer. "Well, that should kick Justice in the fanny", said Judge Reinhold, who rose to the bench just as Major Major Major had.
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5Personally, I think I saw a few get visibly angry when I took the hair extensions off my head and placed them on Spam Baby. I kissed Spam Baby lightly on the cheek before diggin in
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1was the consequences of putting so much TNT near the candle's base. There was supposed to be a tiny "pop" when a new candle was to be auto ordered, but the bath explosions caused
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3conspiracy to evade the scooping laws. Katrina was wearing the patch on her jacket: WDCUP, we don't clean up poop, but the Judge decided that Katrina's furry pet was so
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4there are cameras INSIDE the fountain, as well. The internets were becoming filled with shots of his bare behind while he waited. By the time the Bellagio fountain began the show,
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0Mission Impossible: to infiltrate the Rockets and find out which one of them was really a man. So, he was a man, with prosthetic man boobs sent to find a man with the same. Cruise
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3if France had a tap, but for now I'll just drink my glass of corton charlemange. Then, i'll watch a little TV and disappirate to the red light district for a quickie.
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6became enamored with Thai prostitutes. He was able to quell these unwonton desires using prayer and a telepathic link to an alien monk on Hiluda 9
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5If only the congressman had REALLY been paying attention. "Aye" was not legislative affirmation, but spelling the secret code "E-I-E-I-O" in order to release the undead army
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5, but the boat stayed amast. Momma Freud looked pretty green, however, and probably was not going to enter the wet t-shirt contest after all. Siggy was not enjoying this cruise.
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4, but lambs eat Oates, and does eat Oates, and Dr. Hall would eat a salad. Oatesvwas gaining weight rapidly, not realizing he was being fattened for the man eater
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3was so proud of Richard! There was gonna be a full page spread in the yearbook for sure! Marty was not pleased. Always self-conscious about his legs, especially unshaven as they
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5those last 2 cigarettes and quickly had the sensei cut another hole in her trachea, shove two cigarettes in, and make a sandwich. Smoking made her hungry. Unusual, yes, but
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1ARE THEY SHOOTING AT?" Just then, a giant squid slowly emerged from the bubbles. It had a camera. My diving partner began to panic more. I could tell that he was having trouble
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3I also grabbed her lollipop and replaced with some beef jerky. "forget the pop and Gaga pop. Try some jerky metal"
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5Attemping to express an answer, I realized that using my brain was akin to squeezing memory foam, I was fighting the drugs, but wasn't winning. I was NOT okay.
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6ordering anything. Stupid alien and his infernal communicator! "Wait!", the docotr said, "One last scat scan...bobiddity bo boo dow dow DOW skibidity