Finished Folds (601—620)

• 1
  You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away.

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  2011-09-24 09:22:34

• 7
  "This is better than the Toffee Coffee my buddy Garrison invented down at the café!" Ok, so I didn't have a good frame of reference for the perfect giant joint in front of me

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  2011-09-20 18:20:56

• 4
  faux intellectuals into the Barnes and Noble Starbucks to try the Toffee Coffee he just invented.

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  2011-09-20 18:17:23

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  he had convinced himself. He sat there sipping his Toffee Coffee and trying not to think about the rattlesnakes. "Quite place. Quiet place", he intoned, hoping that meditation

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  2011-09-20 18:14:41

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  let him know, in no uncertain terms, that my being the inventor of Toffee Coffee was so much greater than diff eqs. Yo, >>>>

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  2011-09-20 18:11:05

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  In a home for the criminally insane, barking "Time for church!" all day long. The Church Lady

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  2011-09-18 08:46:21

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  stereotype. Then, RuPaul rememered her second face hidden under the hair. This one barked, "Time for church, asshole!" and proceded to go all Vengeful God on her attacker.

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  2011-09-18 08:43:05

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  (excrpted from nutmegaman) "Hee hee." "Are we done giggling?" asked Sister Christian, "Because you all make me sick

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  2011-09-17 22:36:06

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  like broken tubing at a vampire hookah party. Oddly, greenish goo started squiting out in place of the blood and i realized i was on a Nickelodeon mashup of Punk'd

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  2011-09-15 17:18:09

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  Somebody was going to have to ACTUALLY clean this sh-t hole palace! Barney Rubble looked aghast.

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  2011-09-15 17:13:30

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  mildew from the tile cracks. That's when I noticed the bathroom had a second door, which amazingly was unlocked. In my hallucenogenic state I reallw walked into

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  2011-09-15 17:09:56

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  a better looking candle delivery guy next time. "No use wishing for a hunky pool boy up here in the frozen north", she would've giggled, but then realized she wasn't alone.

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  2011-09-15 17:06:10

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  covered in whipped cream. Of course he's shocked! I could not hold it in, though, and laughed heartily at his awkwardness. Then I pulled out the laser.

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  2011-09-15 17:01:55

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  all spectrally and stuff, but I knew i was protected from this non-dog by Shaggy's dung beetle dung collection. Velma sighed, "Fred, you are such a bastard"

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  2011-09-01 16:27:17

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  the last laugh. The dung beetle dung collection would just have to wait. It was time for Supernun, his favorite Catholic Channel show.

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  2011-09-01 16:23:32

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  Hehehehe, I laughed sarcastically at Batman's lack of humor as I checked my dung beetle dung collection one last time. Why would Batman care what anyone

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  2011-09-01 16:20:00

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  I think was trying to read my lips, so I mouthed something suggestive, "I'm dying for some buffalo wings". I don't think he got the message, because he brought me chicken. My resum

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  2011-08-30 16:50:15

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  much as he found it hard to read lips through the pain of the staples in his hand. With his free hand he tried to summon the other gods. Punky the God shrugged

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  2011-08-30 16:47:23

• 1
  Help! I've been laminated!

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  2011-08-29 17:10:01

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  Just the way her crawling skin shimmered made me want to pop a wheelie on my motorcycle. Interestingly, the larvae became hugely engorged and threw me off my bike!

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  2011-08-28 17:31:44