Finished Folds (581—600)
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3and truth and truism. He really enjoyed sitting around his house conjugating root words ad infinitem. This was especially true since he just found out he had THE PLAGUE
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30101101, which frightened Pampy the bull, because he would only start talking in binary when his testicles were really threatened. On the other hand, since he had THE PLAGUE
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9ca, which was all the rage at the universities now and consisted of writing out everything one knows about a topic, folding it into origami and submitting it as a doctoral thesis
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2with the same thread he now held in his hand. And by "held in his hand" I mean stuck threw his hand with a knitting needle. It became too much for the dancers who had THE PLAGUE
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6It was always their goal to find one popular souvenir and grab the last one on the shelf. It did not matter to them if there were more items in the stock room, or if its THE PLAGUE
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7gave it a good polish. It had been so long since he got out the sparkly schythe...OH NO HE USED THE LARGE GRIT POLISH AND TOOK OFF ALL THE SPARKLE! THIS IS A CATASTROPHE
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4Fold this, scumbag!
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3wore makeup
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1Towards the rotating knives
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2Forget using carnival karate,
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2called upon the Great White Lab Rat of Hope in a vain attempt to glean some universal wisdom from the hallucinagenic experience. "Lollipops", she whispered seductively, knowing
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0counted all 18 times on his fingers. That's right, Barney had 18 fingers. This is why he was always after the magic Fruity Pebbles. Fred would never understand Barney's anguish
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6Harboring a known criminal was pretty out of character for me, but there was something about the way Yosemite Sam would
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3air time on CNN. They always preferred the gun metal gray chastity belts. My chromed one seemed to intimidate them. I always felt like a Transformer with it on.
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0It had been nearly a year since THE EMBARASSMENT
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1Carnivorous
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3but I paid the outrageous tailor bill anyway. Enough about me. What do YOU think about my one curly chest hair?
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2three poodles. Boy, do I love a man with poodles. You know what the say about poodle men, right?
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2made little sense as an expletive. I supposed that this was also part of the disorder. Shouting things like "collapsible sphincter!" and "f-wordtastic" was such a mild Tourette's
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0The way of the walrus! Pauly Shore had become really cryptic since the labotomy. I sincerely think that he was a better person now and wondered what he knew about walrus penis.