Finished Folds (701—720)
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6"ITS NOT MY FAULT!" screamed the normally sanguine Samantha as she stormed into the tent and sat down in a huff. Ok, sure, she HAD invited the entire cross-country team
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2Their video went viral. So Ellen and Rosie were forced to co host every awards show for the next two years. The moral? Do not tread where the lez been.
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3group sex. It was what she always craved after a long hiatus from the dust.
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1showed just how much Jack had missed Jill during the plane trip. The cargo hold was filled with the water that their village so desperately needed. The water was contaminated with
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5niggled the diggles for Mr. Biggles. My self-confidence was clearly premised on delusion. I put the teddy bear under my shirt as an ersatz bullet-proof vest and
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3tongue and shouted "thas bat thee thaid!" and ran for the pet store. If Justin could open the cages, that might be enough of a distraction to get out of the mall
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8and crafty with fat. As she continued to bloody her fists on his armor, Kevin Smith revealed a 1/80 scale model of the Clerks set carved from lard.
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4"i want to walk again!", I said as if shouting to a revival audience, which although out of place, seem to please him greatly. What i really wanted was a sandwich, so I
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3et hadn't misfired, if you know what I mean. Mine, on the other hand, needed cleaning, and all that hair might just do the trick.
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4orange, which he was peeling. From his hiding place, he rolled another orange to the glam body guard. Gary Glitter grabbed and held up the fruit, examining it. Pinocchio was
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5they could only find a group of zombies that spent all their seemingly endless free time drinking coffee, the cliché would be complete.
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0She continued drinking her tea, brushing aside the debris like it was so much ash.
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1However, an orangy goo came out instead. "Better get a robe", he yelled cheerfullynto anyonevstill in earshot.
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1they boiled the lot.
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7Wow, doesn't anybody still fold?
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1This is when Tom realized he was dreaming. Who even THINKS "hitch his star" and "use nepotism"? Certainly not T Arnold! So he started looking for something for fantasy sex.
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9DVD from the Redbox at the piggly-wiggly. It was not clear if Biden had opened it with a crowbar or dark magic. What was clear was the celophane wrapped around his naked
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6Fuddlewacker! That's the only thing I could think of at the sight of it. My uncle's catch-himself-cursing word. Fifteen eggs perfectly balanced in a pyramid defied explanation.
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2The worms go in, the worms go out.
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4Umbrellas surrounded Jamir, but this was no art installation. It was in fact