Finished Folds (741—760)
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6sorry about their aggressiveness, but didn't quite know how to express it. So we served them pancakes and jam. Seemed more fitting, somehow.
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1Phone was lumpy. Scalding hot became the pell mell harried searsucker of gods. That's what my dad always told me, anyways. Dad was a bit wrinkly, methinks. "Egads!
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5hide the lumps in the batter. Yes, magic is most certainly like pancakes. So are most things. Eagles fly. Fish blub. The smoke gets in your eyes.
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4catching all of us by surprise. I had taken most of the shrapnel in my left arm, my right quickly searching for my sidearm. Finding none, i wiped the blood from my eyes and
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8drab interior in dire need of a girl's touch. Maybe she wouldn't appreciate my advances at first, but she didn't strike me as someone who reject me just because I'm a woman
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4the retreat. "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" was the signal to send reinforcements. The invasion, however, was just a pretext to meet the 80s act they held above all others...
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1yet another mediocre fold about pussy.
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0i, the weight loss pill, like they were M&Ms. Always gave himself away, though, this time claiming that MJ had died on the toilet like Elvis. Ah, Elvis. Now there was a real star!
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0And yet they could always count on the chihuahuas for at least one good laugh. Sure, it might just laughing at someone's privates, but it was the quality time they craved.
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2, those boll weavils won't know what hit them" Of course, i meant low-charge hydrogen bombing, because i only wanted to kill, not destroy the floor covering.
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3born without tastebuds. They never complained about her cooking the way her girlfriend did. Its what she thought of whenever she decided not to give to the BWOTB telethon
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1tied turtle scrotum to the mainsail. Then he tasted the stew and decided it needed pepper. The stewards began reciting scripture and climbing the ropes of the naked
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0crawled around on his hands and knees for a while. Not being able to sit on his ass was becoming tiring very quickly and he cursed the toilet.
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3and then burst. That he forgot to clean the mouse before cooking became all too apparent. Some of the chunks tasted pretty good when licked from their lips and clothing, however,
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1quart of diet snapple apple and malibu rum. It certainly was a shame how these things work out. I picked up my phone and started to dial.
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1git wit da girlies. That's all i ever wanted anyway. They's purty and all soft and stuff. So what if they's midgets?
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2Eventually, all species will become one
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0shovel humming like it was some crazed tuning fork. The dwarf's laugh echoed. He laid himself onto the ground and the shovel began beating him. He could just barely make out his
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0your mom. "That's not the way this is supposed to work!", you would say. And I'd say, "Can it, spaghetti nose! The horse-faced people have feelings too! And giant hands. And
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0with rap music, they would have tried to escape to a different fold. But it was not to be. The rabid gargoyles began stuttering in broken russian and the naked mannequins ate lard