Finished Folds (761—780)
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1a blown head gasket. Starting at her feet, her legs transformed into a cottage cheese like substance, and she began sinking into to the goo. Being a vampire had been good, but now
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5puberty, which for a monster such as himself, was quite a scene. Puberty for Igor's kind was a mixture of mucous and pathos.
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0I just caught Whoopie again. I'd better throw her back!" Everyone laughed nervously. That is, until he fell over, glassy eyed.
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2surprised to find a Dunkin Donuts just beyond the elephants watering hole. "We were home all along!", she exclaimed as the producers buried their faces in their hands...
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2gluten shake mix, "Nothing To Shake A Stick At", which he'd market to yuppies from his time machine. He was still working on the packaging. And the time machine.
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1fozen banana, or was it just a regular banana that she wanted later? She wasn't sure. The only thing she knew is that if Mitch were here, he would say the same thing. He would also
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4saddle bags. There's just no way to cover THEM up, is there? I mean, i LOVE saddle bags. Coincidentally, i also like salad bags. You can mix everything together all at once and
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4lung disease that came from all that smoking.
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5college reunion. I could barely still apply the white makeup. I was sure to be a laughing stock. Then I had an idea. I would bring the clown car and
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7"Wax on, wax off", the card said. I decided that Pelicans plan the worst conventions. Not a fish to be found anywhere. I searced my smartphone for a lemming gathering, called a cab
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1Of Brangie themselves playing Magic the Gathering?", said Papa Razzi, as he loaded the sled for his yearly world tour. "I'm getting to old for this nonsense" the fat man in the red
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5I also liked Man Dibbles, which included a facination with Ron Dibble's mustasche. Returning to my bowl of bug eyes, i gave some thought to growing my own mustache. A transplant
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0she realized that the good ole boys were a bunch of sophmoric children dragging along homosexual crisis baggage by the planeload. Just kidding! It was a real hoot!
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3Pop went the weasel, his eys first bulging and then shooting from their sockets. The weasel had been one of the best-known
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1especially when i had read that Falwell hates dogs. Then i gave it a second thought. Salt peter? Liberty University had one of the best programs in food preservation. Was it a clue
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3went all ass-hatty and dumped all of the stuff into the river. Why did the river turn yellow?, we all wondered. Paul put on the Barney suit to find out. Shuttlecocks were the only
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0signature moves. Christina also loves robins and Tony made her feel nested. It was all part of the new high-stakes aversion therapy they were working on. Put the patient knee deep
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0mac-n-cheese farm. Nouveau, schmouveau! He would continue his course and not relinquish his rainbow wig. The white house would still be his. Why? Because he was a crazy mofo
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3were less than harmonious to say the least. Allof the freshly hired E-Harmony execs were just too jealous of each other to have an orgy. IPO greed just wouldn't let them share.
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2The nose fell off and started morphing into a motorcycle. Ted mounted the bike, realizing that it was too small, crushing it and turning it to dust. The vampire was still