Finished Folds (921—940)
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1smell emanating from her hind quarters really let her know what time it was (6:66, in case that wasn't obvious). The cascading horror show that was building up inside wasn't
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2ained to the rest of his body that it might be out of commission for a while. The fly, on the other hand, was quite taken by the pretty sigh-bag, Delilah, and vowed an oath
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4first girl named Patti that came along. (She loved sausages, just not links.) His sausage slighted, Link tried to forget her, but instead got caught up in a s***load of intrigue.
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1in the right place, at the right time. Why wasn't Chavez picking up? Goddamn oil reserves weren't going to exploit themselves, goddammit! He might not be a financial wiz, but he
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4the media discovered the Easter Islanders hiding in the catacombs. The nuns, however, we found not responsible. They had been there the whole time! And there they would always be.
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0answers to our math homework, which, having been written in indelible ink, gave us about 15 minutes before the hot broth disintegrated the pages entirely. Old Mother Hubbard sold
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2SHE OWED ME BIGTIME!. I had been on the Sound of Music Tour 30 times. This was going to trump the bag/hat thing. I just knew it. I picked up the phone and dialed.
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3remind myself that my English teacher was not dead. She was only away on vacation and I would see her on Monday when I returned to school. For now I would fend for myself using my
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5had the mountainous humps necessary to really make the landscape sing. It was beautiful. And just so wrong for the newlyweds, whose smarminess he found contemptable. Ultimately, he
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1xed the whammy bar when it broke off suddenly. Just as suddenly, she realized she didn't need any of that anymore. All her debts had been paid, especially thi biggest one, to Sonny
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9His spirit languished at a roadside bar, Karma the dregs in some unfinished bowl of chili there. The stools reminded him of the climb his life had been. Having been a door to door
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1$ by clipping coupons? They're never for items that you really need. But creature comforts were no longer a concern. The bright light had come, and her spirit left them. [fade]
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4"Calgon, take me away. Calgon, take me AWAY! CALGON, TAKE ME AWAYYYYYYYYY...". Unfortunately, Calgon did take her away, to a dark, shadowy place that wasn't all real, but was
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1"Where's my teacup?", bellowed the Beast. It was just her step-father. "Come on, princess. Its time to put on your uniform and
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3covering the torso. The torso, OMG! De milo might as well have been de miley. That reminds me, they had a few bongs at the garage sale as well. I think some cotton candy is
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5set of billiard balls and broke them like a pro. Betting on her children's fights was apparently not the only thing she learned in Vegas. She also began dressing only in the fur of
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5like, "don't take no wooden nickels" and "don't sleep in the subway". She also sang these advices on a local radio talent show contest. Abby's fighter was so proud and
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5Spellinghamstein took the strange object out of the box. The box contained a paper that seemed to shownwhat the object was for. These "Direction" asked you to put a pencil in
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4move back up the charts, but this time as an instrumental hummed by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They were delighted to have a hit song this century and celebrated by slapping each
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2But the rabbi was NOT amused. Why were all the parodies about MATTEL toys? Couldn't the guy at