Finished Folds (901—920)
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1longer beholden to the Oompa Loompa Brotherhood, the minimart held no fear for him anymore. The hero had finally come home, mayonaise be damned.
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6Since the ferry back wasn't due for some time, he figured nobody was checking just where he was THIS MOMENT. He grabbed a bag of fertilizer, some rags, nilla wafers, an LED, and
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2had finally been aligned with his outsides. Old lady, my ass!, he laughed quietly as he finished cleaning up the mess, enjoying the irony in his private joke.
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1ceding control of the time machine. They looked down on the gyrating crowds. "Seriously, who plays that old school crap anymore?", said a voice to my right. We all began laughing.
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1a quick and cheap diaper liner. I still needed one for the girl twin. I'd always tried to raise Sam and Ella fairly, and so felt they both should have their own chicken recipe
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6no longer. His destiny would come now or never. Sanctioned or not by the "Association", his experiments required more raw power and no random restrictions would hamper
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4the time it took to find another program to watch. "When Disney Cartoons Go Bad" just wasn't as good as normal. Maybe it was the crack, maybe it was the quack
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1she had 4 ducks when she had told him she had only 3. He didn't like to be lied to. That ex-boyfriend had been very patient with his porn actress-girlfriend, but he had figured she
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11Humpback the Clown decide that maybe it was time to reevaluate some of the voices he had made.
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2Mellencamp. I might sing these songs for the working man, but I'm really just a failed painter" The tears in his eyes said it all. He wanted to be a better man than he had been...
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1do wand-like stuff. The parrot di parrot-like stuff. It would be a classic "stuff against stuff". The crowds all ran for the exit. The freshly waxed floor took a beating.
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4We would need the shakers for the tonight's audience participation flamenco night at the Sheraton. An audience favorite, I always had time finding enough maracas for the crowds.
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2did the happy dance. The actual f'ing happy dance! Such was his mistake, as this gave Murphy Sadmonsta just enough time to spray the disinfectant. Tragedy averted, our hero
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1on that tangent, he was much less coherent, but most certainly just as dead. It was too bad that her acting contract was tied to Benny Hill's, since she had seen a lot less
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5Popping sounds always made Duran nervous, yet he could not hesitate when Uncle Simon offered the job at the champagne tasting company. His uncle had always fought for him.
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2she'd pull Alice's. Expecting that the bad streak was finally over, we hurried through.
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3slippery substance when combined with saliva. The tooth slipped and in my attempt to recover it, I knocked the cuss jar off the desk. Unfortunately, I had forgotten to empty it out
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4an STD. But BW was tough. He laughed at health issues. He laughed at everything, being addicted to nitrous oxide. And you just don't come back from something like that.
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5added a green strand of ribbon as well. Then, Lt. Dykeson began running with scissors, screaming, "F--k the permanent record and the horse it came in on." Then he removed the cap
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4"Let's see if the device I smuggled on does the trick" She clapped, the UFO's lights went dark, and it flopped on the ground beside her. "The Clapper has so many uses" She smiled