Finished Folds (1041—1060)
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335000-word treatise (a rough draft written in red ink), into two pieces. Of course, each piece still weighed 7lbs and as each was still tied to the hook in his groin, it finally
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1"I finally reached puberty" soiree. It was the pantsless clown. I guess that MIGHT be funny at a comedy club, but not at the ladies auxiliary. Gladys Spinane practically choked
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4-barfed onto the ottoman. SpongeBob was not amused, but giggled anyways. Patrick, on the other hand, completed his existential quest, having just returned from Phineas and Ferb's
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2Our parking would never be validated. That was OK, for the chickens had come ome to roost in the meth lab, and it was time to pay the Piper Palin. Someone, for once, was on r side.
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5would be a brussel sprout. Sammy would be an apple tree and Bertha would be blue green alge. It all seemed to fit now. Everything had a place in the great recycling circle of life!
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2I confused them with my cat kick-boxing moves, The One With The Large Head would love me again. No one would need to fight any more. Love would reign supreme again! Ah, applesauce!
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7, "wow, that sure is purty!". The Stump had a strange sense of humor, but I guess that's what is needed to be a mortician's assistant. It was a shame that
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2was a nice color, at least as septic systems go. "Are all your pipes this clean?", he said suggestively, as he deflated the
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2tried to kiss me, I was shocked, but let him. I was going to keep my enemies closer, damn it, even if it put me in a bad place with the wife. Now, I know you must be saying
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9through the frosted glass. He had never been truly aware of his surroundings due to the tiny transponder buried deep in his
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1arm hair. That Grammar man was a hairy bastard was not well known in their circles, but hardly a reason to have called the Nair patrol! Birds have a better
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0Though I'd tried sticking myself in the oven to compensate for the cookie aroma, I'd only ended up smelling like
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5custom taxidermied poodle handbag and blew a soft kiss his way. Hardly the way to start an IRS audit, he thought, but then again, as long as he didn't have to talk about
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2Gary Neuman exercise tapes. They just don't make them like that anymore. While not a technical drag queen, he was queen enough for me.
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2shape shifted into Freddy Kroeger. I tried to tell her this might not be good for the baby, but Freddy drank 10 of the slings and then entered my dreams
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2made sure to keep myself facing them at all times, revolver still under the table, close to my right hand. I blushed, however,
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2had explained earlier. Leave it to Harold and Maude to explain neighborhood decorum! Nakedness hardly seemed the freakish
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1and would not turn away until she had finished. "Let's sign it now!" Obama said. "One more dance",
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1the little buggers, if that is what they indeed were, for it was well known that the SBA now employed nano agents. No one was quite sure if they were
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5chicken for the plebes. But what do YOU care, Mr. Grin-shackles? Its all gumdrops and honey sticks for YOUR kind, isn't it? Why don't you try