Finished Folds (1021—1040)
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2all of the buttons missing on Grandma's sweater. "You bastard!", she yelled, but of course to no one, for the smallish injury had indeed caused great harm. The sweater was not
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2thinking of that spell the witch had tried to offer her when the whale had swallowed her cauldron. "Spuggedy, duggedy, moopy wuzup!", she chanted shakily. The dragon did not budge.
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1A temple filled with pythons, of course, for Jetherine was the 60s precursor of the tranny. Oh sure, it was comedy, all right. It was also subversive and titillating. My god, man,
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5was launched 30 ft into the air by the explosion, which in turn severed his arms and legs from his torso. "won't be needing those car keys now", he thought languidly as
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2his intention to run for mayor. Not a glamorous hero move, to be sure, but he had grown tired of all the mindless obligatory explosions that seemed to follow him. "I'll be a hero
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4made Queen soon, at which point all these brains would be plebe fodder, not at all the right kind of thing for a zombie such as herself. What Megan really wanted was
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1Dustin could not believe his luck. Having found out that he was named for the song "Dust In The Wind", he had sped off in his mother's car in disgust, just to crash it a block away
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4Afraid of what a good washing would do and if Eva had a loofa. He giggled. Eva, loofa. Loofa, Eva. It was like an introduction of two magpies in love with their shoe tree.
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2Williams, who was Nancy's favorite actor. "she reminds me of Gummi bears!", she would always retort, "so sick of the jellies that Ronnie always made me stick in my
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4build popsicle stick towers, quickly, as to not anger the watchers. She was sure that a chance to escape would show itself soon. That's when the Gestapo arrived.
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3car club points, but it wasn't true. The deer meat was for Lola, the beautician from Meyers county that I just couldn't get up the nerve to ask out. 43 haircuts in a row. I'd soon
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2In the shape of a Teddy bear. Only whipping something fuzzy with a noodle would get her off my mind even if her scent still lingered
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2It wasn't as if we hadn't pleaded with Bunicula and the others. But that was just it, wasn't it? No one was going to listen ever again. The bat had seen to that and always had.
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1pressing buttons and working the frother on the cappuccino maker as if listening into a private conversation. It was all so new to Toby, who had never heard of chain store espionag
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1Twinkie filling that her uncle Louie stole from the hostess factory and set off to change the world through shear force of
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2gun like he was f-ing Bugs Bunny on Yosemite Sam's ass. "Take that, poo-poo head!", for after all, he was only 4 years old. "And that's why we never let terrorists
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1the music from High School Musical. This was of course untenable, since they had terrible choreography. That's when the cyborgs came.
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0Oh man! Zombies would have been AWESOME! I'd have to settle for asshole, though. I wonder if he knew what kind of powers i'd have as an asshole. I also wonder
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2do a thing until you do something about that sweater! I leaned in closer and let the flames "clean" the dog shit off. "How's this?", I cooed, not hiding my sarcasm or hurt.
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0came up with shop therapy. Then, the women gave up and