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  , which took a while, since Ferdie had eight of them. You've never experienced club life until you've danced with the octopus. Dad sure knew what he was talking about way back then

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  2011-02-22 00:24:36

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  And why is that dungaree guy still following me. The Burgermeister had said that dungaree guy was taken care of. Well, I am still craving seaweed, so

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  2011-02-22 00:16:48

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  bobbys busted in, they found me only eating sausage. They could not have known what I'd really been up to that day! I had left the chickens

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  2011-02-22 00:12:25

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  But that's just what I did. And you know what? Even if the Sligos off my whole family and turn my world into a living hell, I'll always have the time I spent with you to comfort me

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  2011-02-22 00:09:22

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  "I what?" he tried to scream as the jet pack fired up. But it was too late, the jet pack lifted off without him, leaving him naked and burned. No matter, he thought, I'll just

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  2011-02-22 00:04:45

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  ...Harold finished reading the advertisement and shook his head. "I can only imagine what they'll do at the Super Bowl!" Harold laughed hysterically until he passed out.

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  2011-02-22 00:00:56

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  press more buttons than was necessary. Those kids and their pressing buttons! It was an epidemic that really had Lobart fear for his sausages. It had certainly been too long since

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  2011-02-21 23:57:25

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  It wasn't that Donga minded being naked in front of Parliament, really. It was more like there hadn't been enough time to think up a witty explanation as to why. No turning back

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  2011-02-21 23:53:42

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  back scratching island hoppers. That's the way we do it in Guadalupe, he said softly. That's the thing they don't tell the tourists.

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  2011-02-21 23:40:53

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  lost it. "I mean why the f*uck do I have to sit here and put up wit this?" Then the dog left for greener pastures.

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  2011-02-21 23:36:40

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  Once there sang a warbler of great intellect and keen senses. It had been foretold that sleepless nights would reign once again. She also had great tits.

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  2011-02-21 23:33:34

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  Patton himself would not have believed the Galleria that was her now. It even had a Starbucks. Such is the march of soldiers and progress, hand in hand, all over this land.

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  2011-02-21 23:30:21

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  almost too grotesque to be believed. Even the snipers covered their eyes. That's when the meteor hit.

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  2011-02-21 23:26:48

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  puke at a vomitorium. They tried to make up for their lack of dance prowess by buliding

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  2011-02-21 23:22:39

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  Pandemonium ensued. It was a panic due as much to their innate distrust of Germans as it was fear of logos. Returning the emblems had no effect. It was too late.

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  2011-02-21 23:20:32

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  the tattoo on the Prime Ministers ass, which also indicated that he was KOSHER. No surprise, really. One only needed to read

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  2011-02-21 23:15:45

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  Alas, it turned out that churning was only part of her act! There was no butter in her churn. No cream, even! Geo decided that he needed to move to

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  2011-02-21 23:12:28

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  wasn't thinking about any of that as she steered the motor home into traffic. "Who's your little princess now, mother fucker", she intoned, nearly oblivious to the singing mule

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  2011-02-21 22:45:56

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  dock magically appeared in it. So I paid the man in fish. This met with his satisfaction and we both were able to overcome the anxiety that had dogged both of us for so long.

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  2011-02-21 22:41:15

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  spectators danced around the fire. "delta" they cried because they were all too drunk to recognize their native tounges. Hang in there, Fred, said fred's

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  2011-02-21 22:35:55