Finished Folds (1121—1140)
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2the saliva from her chin, bubblegum always had that effect on her, and tried to think of another topic. She hadn't thought of Joe since the breakup, and she wasn't letting him keep
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3In a cancellation of her subscription to USAToday. If that weren't humiliation enough, she used up her last disposable underwear this morning. Could she still fold a napkin into a
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3er than the glass of mead at Merlin's bedside. The swallows will come and peck at the eyes that stare there. But what about the girl that swings in pigtails?
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2the orphans have no real power. Little did he know that the latest batch of sausages were filled with magic. The orphans became
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0In a circle. His grip is just too tight. That's ok, you think, I had nothing to do this weekend, anyways. I am such a loser
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1Guinea pig tails, a delicacy in
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1It wasn't her fault that she had no medical training and a 3rd grade education.
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3blood-stained sweater (the one with the cute snowman on it), and hopped onto his Vespa. "Last time I buy marshmallows on credit", he mumbled as he flicked his lighter and started
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1debris for hundreds of feet around. That they had been hiding there the whole time hardly was noticed by anyone. Slowly, the shadowy figure walked toward the exit and vanished.
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1that it had been the pixie all along. That he'd only wanted another slice hardly seemed a good reason for all that carnage. Just another day in the crazy world of fairies!
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2had tried to quash that old rumor they looked three times as foolish. Gorbachev was still silent on that one. Soon, none of them would utter a word. Dog fear is a grand teacher.
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2dropped her guard. So the dragon saw this as an opportunity to break the ice. "Need a smoke?", he chimed in, nervously.
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1fire had been abolished. If the Loud Fellows were going to bring it back, they had their work cut out for them. Glooba decided that it it would be much more fun to add chocolate to
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1a venue. Maybe the colosseum could be reopened for a one night only extravaganza. Or maybe this should be more exclusive? Like a velvet rope thing! Well, Shasta, for one,
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3for an end to all the fighting over the bodies, since Carl was the best-tasting. But then a new idea came to light: what flavor shake would they serve?
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1didn't give two sheets who had given her the hickey, she just wanted
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2the guy festooned with all the medals, but not the woman with the crazy eyes. It wasn't so much her lack of clothing that bothered them. It was the fact that you could just tell
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0had a job. The dirty work that she now found herself occupied with did little for her resume. What was it all about? She couldn't possibly be expected to "whore it up" (as her
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4was just too much to bear. And so it was that I began my journey deep into the bowels of adventure. I ran like a coward and injected my
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0, such as, when was the last time anybody bought galoshes at the 5 and 10? Or, just what was Gladys doing with the tub of pudding. Such was the life of