Finished Folds (21—32)
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4. A light bulb appeared above my head, which I smashed over the pokemons head to end its misery. Sleep well, princess, I cried, realizing I could have used it as an egg replacement
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2thinga-ma-bobs, which was really just a tool they used to sue up and coming inventors and absorb inventions into their corporate hivemind. "This ends now!" the Wibble maker shouted
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1cackled, you give me your souls and I'll let you live! Wait, but how are we supposed to live without our souls? Chris asked Satan. "Oh people do it all the time, just look at
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8"you're wanting to get out of here, back to your real life" they said, reading my mind. I was stunned. but, how did. "we're in a story, I see up to 180 characters of your thoughts"
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3non-existent, but at least I'm not facilitating the growth of the condom giants. "You're a ridiculous person and I'm not going to interview you!" I shouted and popped the bubble.
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3is yourself, because you're lonely and no one ever wants to touch you. Its like that kid. "Gee, that sounds depressing" the person reading this said to themselves then they decided
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2No, if he were to find such a "boxy" lady of that caliber, he would have to go to open fight night in the undergrounds of Newark. "I'm gonna need backup. Rangers ITS MORPHIN TIME!"
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5They had been putting up with the scoutmaster for weeks now, and it was time to fight back! This final attack would end all their sorrows! That's when their parents showed up...
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3his meaty thighs together for joy! He then proceeded to show me the backroom. Much to my dismay, he meant he literally had human feces all over the house! I still have nightmares.
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4At that point I was done explaining. I laid back in my bed. "You're wrong," she said, "you have far less time than that!" With shock I drew my last breath realizing it was over...
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3unknown laws of aviation! Perhaps the bees are actually an advanced sentient species that have discovered how to ride off the energy of the 4th dimension!" My eyes literally rolled
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2smashed his face straight into the italian delicacy. "This is delicious!" They screamed in a high pitch tone which made the customers gawk uneasily at the lint eating fanatic.