I'm on a roll! I've folded so many stories

I'm on a roll! I've folded so many stories that I'm gonna annihilate the website servers! Then that will allow me to gain control over the whole writing world! Hahahahaha!

Ah, but you've overlooked just one tiny detail. I already took over the server last month.

Very clever Mister Hacker, but I was able to figure out your password as a combination of your dogs name, favorite ice cream, and your first grade English teacher's Birthday.

And of course, your secondary firewall didn't even faze me, Mr Hacker. Simple tech like that only makes me cringe when I solve it. But there was a slight issue, your cat pictures

were cute but you made a big mistake. You took the pictures in front of a well-known landmark so it will be only a matter of hours before

the landmarks in the photograph come crashing down. "Maybe we could use this killer camera to fight crime." James suggested. "Yeah, we could say 'FREEZE!' or i'll take a picture of

your junk. Seriously, it's very photogenic. Have your tried trophy modeling? It's an up-and-coming field, especially for someone with your excellent

, um, taste. He smiled the widest smile I'd ever seen. "Do you really think so?" I nodded, sidling up to a dusty statuette displayed in the corner. "This junk right here, for exa

-mple, would probably bring in several thou if you were to put it on eBay." His eyes widened to match his grin. "I've got crap like that all over my house!" he exclaimed, clapping