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Call it my second tour of duty. On the first day, all hell broke loose. Students screaming, pencils, papers everywhere. I had flashbacks to the tiger cage in the Hoy Tong Valley -
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He set the pan down and it occurred to him that the charred macaroni was an allegory for his career as a "pro" wrestler.
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had given Little Coleman enough experience to realize that what might be right for some may not be right for all. Finally, he understood what Willis was talking about.
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of George, who, traditionally, was dressed up as Santa. Old Miss Crabbs acted quickly. She used sheet music to sop up the blood that was
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took his breath away. It was love at first sight. Sure, he's seen lots of strippers before, but something about the way she straddled that pole made his heart go pitter-patter.
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paused to enjoy a cracker dipped in dung sauce and then went merrily back to work. As the phone rang, he thought to himself, ``A stranger is just a friend you haven`t met.``
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major malfunction?`` He jumped, startled. He stuttered a meek reply to the disembodied voice. ``I..I didn`t think...`` ``That`s the problem,`` came the sarcastic retort, ``You
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Drugs could be the only reason that I was hallucinating tongs inside someone`s mouth. Deep red tongs at that! The question now was who slipped the LSD into my Gatorade?
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since I was a young lad. We frequented zoos and circuses. My mother wore makeup to bed. When I turned seven, my birthday present was a matryoshka doll made from elephant
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that traitorous hag had thrown him under the bus. He would get his revenge, he mused, hanging his sweater in the closet. Indeed, it will be a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
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were the last letter of the alphabet anyways. The man stared at his blinking cursor. ``I never had friends like the ones I had when I was 12,`` he typed, ``God, does anyone?``
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cowardly heart as your father.`` Exasperated, the old man finally shoved the frightened youngster into the tepid waters with the business end of his cane. ``You`ll learn to swim
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helping her rub the cream. His fingers entwined with hers. The friction of their affection brushed away the dead flakes of her dermal affliction. She blushed, her red cheeks
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the linoleum was so sticky. A stray cat hopped onto the open window sill and ate from a can of luncheon meat that had been left there. Finishing the treat, the cat
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penchant for dressing up in as Aquaman while rubbing Jello all over his body, along with a panel of guests with similar hobbies.
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amount of pleading was going to help. Police Chief Wiggy tightened his grip on "Hamburger." "This time, you're not going to finger a patsy," he said, "Dust for prints," he
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That wasn't Pineapple Juice. Not for the first time, he cursed the day that he had responded to that ad: "Lab Technician seeks roommate." He ran for the sink, tripping over a
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he found the key to his father's whiskey cabinet. Needless to say, he hadn't touched a drop since he woke up the next morning naked in his neighbor's wood shed.
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She lit a cigarette to calm her shaking nerves and then looked around the room at the damage caused by the earthquake. Suddenly, she realized that the blow to her head had
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and allow the ETs to take over our bakeries. Luckily, the aliens had one crucial weakness.