Finished Folds (21—40)
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4communicating using a series of wild gestures using only our ring fingers and our little toes. After all, where's the fun in having a normal conversation?
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3toast, my taste buds ignoring the bitter taste as I savored the mere thought of...that was just it. Suddenly I couldn't remember a thing. What was happening? Was I even real?
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6screaming in rage as it collided with his face. The old man flew backwards off of his chair, slamming into a wall. The steak laughed maniacally and flew away into the night.
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6would ever come to an end, because the endless march was destined to last for eternity, or at least until the person at the front took 100 steps, whichever came first. Therefore
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3"Shut up!" Said his mom. "I don't care if your stupid toy robot came to life. It could eat you alive for all I care." Griffin began to cry. The robot came up to him and said
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4This absolute nonsense was beginning to actually make sense to me. I said a bunch of random words and pointed at the washing machine, which by now had mutated into a giant baby.
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2I laughed at the imbecile before me who refused to eat their vegetables. Suddenly, from the trees behind me emerged a giant
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5inted a picture of a tree. Aeons was a very good painter. Dave drank his smoothie and watched his friend Aeons paint this tree.
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2person that is very experienced in removing hands from cheeks. Shay gasped in horror because she had finally discovered the truth. Perefinbroke was actually
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2Once she reached the camp they made her take part in an ancient tribal dance known as twerking. They twerked for hours on end until someone arrived and told them
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4every time you need the toilet you scream uncontrollably and urinate everywhere. Dave was a boy with this dreadful condition. One day he went to the shops but he really needed to
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3were sent to annihilate him an his family. He could do nothing but watch in horror as they burned down his house and murdered his sister. He went back to the chicken, who told him
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3On a cold December evening, Boris was hungry, so he phoned up the local pizza delivery service. "Hello, how may I help you?" The voice said. "Hello, I'd like to order a
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9her knife into my chest and I gasped, screaming in agony. Then I realized she was just offering me a banana and I took it with my tentacles, blushing. I unpeeled the banana but
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2ed me, and I realized that the stranger was holding an axe. I screamed and ran upstairs, grabbing my teddy bear and my knife. The sound of footsteps came from the stairs. Suddenly
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4ate all the food in her house. The next day she went to the supermarket to buy some more, but it was during the middle of a thunderstorm, and Jane became trapped in the shop.
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9Throughout the entire universe, before anything even existed, there has been one question. This question: "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood?"
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5Stephen looked at his mother as she lay on her deathbed. Her final words escaped her mouth. "Stephen...what is love?"
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6because they hated me. I laughed as they walked away. My work here was complete. The kids gave me one last look of anger and stormed off, literally, as lightning crashed down.
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5threw a shoe at the elephant, which did nothing but anger it. The figuratively literal elephant began to charge towards him, barely able to fit in the room. Uncle Fred picked up