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Snow White II, a repeat escapee, was kept chained to the original Seven Dwarves - showbiz midgets, who had aged too much to even walk properly due to their horrendous mutations. -
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exactly what an ocean is. Davon was surprised by what he found. Immense pools of water around the world? Fascinating! By the time he learned about marine mammals he was beyond any
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"Fuck Thee, Morpheus. Bitch, I am the One." "Mon, you be crampin ma styles." "Peace Out!" Now to fly off in my spaceship. But what is that over yonder on the horizon?
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"It's a magic hamburger that totally isn't made of rotten moobs," he replied. "You should eat it." Suddenly, LOOK OUT IT'S THE HAMBURGLAR!
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this into your hole." Alice proceeded to insert the box into a hole in the wall aptly labeled ALICE. "How's that for dodging an obvious sexual reference?" said Alice triumphantly.
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will make quick getaways, as underneath the quiet, tough exterior of the Finnish male lies a dramatic and emotional soul contemplating the über-pain of existence.
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by learning the move Thunderball, Zeus had forgotten Breathe; he promptly fell over dead and I was victorious!
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bar, head held high, and showed them what being at a level above them all truly meant. As of that moment, these poor souls were completely in her control. She knew this and wasn't
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huge wood.. bat and proceeded to whack an oncoming kangaroo straight across it's face. The animal, with it's jaw smashed in, gave a loud pitiful whine which alerted it's mates, who
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while stroking his magnificent full beard. "I couldn't imagine anyone more capable of silencing absolutely everybody in a room with only one, well-placed comment. A fun chap."
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no matter how hard he pushed himself, he couldn't exceed 5mph, so he was quickly reached by a man riding a bicycle. The man tackled him and