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  . "Kris, baby, life is tough. Whenever we share intimate moments you made me look like Rudolph with your deformed candy cane. My milk just doesn't go with your cookies anymore."

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  And with that, Bill Gates waltzed out of the over-crowded Jacuzzi, budgie-smugglers in full glory. It was a day none of them would forget, and with an ass like that, who'd want to?

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  the burrito I had just whipped up. Those Mexicans may have shifty eyes, but they possess the food of the Gods.

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