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  I mean, what is wrong with that damned toaster anyway? Frank didn't even like toast that much, and he hated that Velma always called the toaster Walt. Stupid toaster.

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  2013-09-02 13:28:45

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  Cletus! We're gonna go fishin' for some Yankee ass! Yeeee-haaaaaaawwwww! Barnabas didn't like the sound of this activity. Cletus was alway so overbearing with the tourists.

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  2013-09-02 13:25:53

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  "Grandma's Urine" was a high explosive liquid which was clear and yellow in color. It got its name from Antonin "grandma" Putin, the head of the Russian mafia. Fergie was

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  2013-09-02 13:22:11

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  I left the milk out! James was going to be furious! I grabbed my handbag and rushed out the door of the theater. Wait...was I in the middle of something? No matter...

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  2013-09-01 11:53:18

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  and lithe form danced in the moonlight. Some reflexes! Once he quieted, I gazed into his violet eyes and told him that there is no way we can extract the hamster. I'm sorry.

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  2013-09-01 11:51:22

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  his hand as he accidentally rams it through a windshield. "Oh god, OH GOD! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? WHY DID VELMA HAVE TO EAT ALL THE PUDDING LIKE THAT??!"

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  2013-09-01 11:48:12