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It was 10:30 at night. The sky had turned a sullen orange, and Jake felt more alive than ever before. The blood that oozed from his ears and eyes didn't worry him. The green ooze -
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eat for it to end like this. True love in a hard shelled body is something that will sound in the trashcans and pizza boxes of the city tonight. I exited left, my wife, right....
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Pulling on his mask, he headed down the wooden stairs, picking up 2 throwing stars and his Taco Bell loyalty card. This restaurant would know the full force of a ninja attack.
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ond that she fell the the floor, I knew that I had only 2 options. Wikileaks or eBay. Either bringing down the worlds governments, or making a few bucks to maintain my smurf habit.
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extract plasma from my nail and fire it directly at the electro bars that held me in the small, confined room. the bars shorted, my escape route now shown. Nursing a finger pain I
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ride up his back, exposing his hairy buttocks each time he jumped and kicked his legs in the air. This madman was, for want of a better word, mad. I decided there and then that
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I was left holding a joypad in my hands as the door slammed behind Charlie. Who does he think he was, leaving me in the middle of a level with a wave of mutants heading towards me.
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It was so wierd. The holiday had turned crazy, all because of the tentacles that I had found lying on the beach that cold, magical morning. They had been picked up and dragged to
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burst out in fits of hysterical shouting over my dying body. The irony was, it was in a Klingon dialect that I couldn't understand, and as my life slowly ebbed from my body, all I