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Pretentious much or just aware of his greatness?On the plane all I could think of was how to lead the talk,not appear to be a complete idiot in front os SlimWhitman.At Bern I check -
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and changed the settings to the intellivision.I must now kill Vizio as he killed my soulmate!She was all I had,my everythig!I will make him pay with his blood for his sin!
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and out of it came a space centipede.Good!I think to myself as I add infestation to the insurance form.The bug than bids me "Good night!" and I freeze.From the meteor shell I see a
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Some of us just can't bear with frustration,which only builds up more frustration as we become impatient.
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all that dry gray matter,a face distorted into a cruel grin and the wrinkles from many many years of evil doing.The rogue pointed a bony finger at Mr.Meep,and when he laughed at
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we do our time step routine for one last time.it was the end of an era.
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The Goblin then drove to Seattle to get fresh codfish at the fish market,but it was raining so much that all the fish drowned so he decided to
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It's just one of those things...
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but first let me say that Mediation with Medusa is brought to you by Ford.I'm your host,Pegasus.the rules are that there are none,And now l'll introduce our summoned summoner,Simon
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load rules.There had to be rules.Anarchy's parents where fans but the girl hated Sex Pistols,Nirvana,Elvis and all that rock shit.She made a promise to herself and Floyd where to
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told them about her squirting."Palms facing up,gentlemen.Always facing up."she wispered at Julius leaning at their seats.That flight changed their lives.
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the castle's kitchen to bring Miss Sansa her lemon cakes.she's not that sweet,you know...Rob found his sward right in time to help Brad stop the girl from poisoning
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and sent Terpsichore after the man,who was now running away.She danced around him and brought back in a tender embrace,fake and cunning like a snake.Zeus was pleased with
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speak!I know just what you're thinking...Just name your price and let's get this over with."I jumped in bed and it was all better said than done.
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It's midnight and a full moon rises.The patient becomes restless and the anesthesiologist looks into the nurse's eyes.He knows!But how?The surgeon screams in terror while his guts
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The mummy's breath is not that fresh so it crawls out of the sarcophagus and tries to find a bathroom but there are no slaves there to guide it!
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I tried to fight the creature,but Doktor Verrückte held me and shoved me into a dark room while Friedriche morphed into a puppy.I was unable to fight that endearing beast now and
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o Fetch Snail Tournement,after two weeks that's still going on and we're not sure when the little penises will be up for grabs.".Dr.Smoot wasn't counting on that,he had other plans
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some more uppers,and then...wormhole.Fuck NASA!He was out,done with it...Tony wrote his resignation letter and tried to enjoy the view:
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!