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  I try to kiss her instead but she turns her face away,so I know she is not going to forgive me that easily for my crime.I wish I could turn back time and

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  2011-02-22 17:35:00

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  Baryshnikov then jumped into the room and claimed ownership of the dog,as the dog burst into dance around him.Gorbachev started laughing and in his drunken voice said:

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  2011-02-21 17:05:08

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  escaping.The fear in his eyes brought petty to my heart and I asked if there was something I could do,but he didn't even see me so I entered the bathroom

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  2011-02-21 16:50:23

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  I'm in a roll.Up until now I've writen fifty of the eighty invitations to the stupid bachelor party my stupid friend made me throw for him."By hand!" he insisted when I mentioned e

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  2011-02-21 16:45:32

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  Cairo.Ben always wanted to visit the piramids and there he was:staring at them wondering how would he go back to the hotel now that his guide had strangely vanished like sand from

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  2011-02-21 16:28:49

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  Blank.Nothing.Void.That's the thing about the stare she gave Carl.June gazed into his eyes but,nothing.There was nor love or hate and that made him really mad for having lost

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  2011-02-21 16:22:22

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  decided to blow that joint as a drunk lady aproached me with a cigarrete hanging from her lips and asking me "how much".That was it.I said "Four thousand."and walked away,but she

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  2011-02-21 16:07:58

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  But I have a thing for cherries,they're like aphrodisiac to me and I won't hold down on my instincts.So I grab the nurse's cherry and as she has no objection about

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  2011-02-21 15:58:52

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  to get back to the apartment and check on the stuff.It was all green. Shit! That stupid bastard! He told her avocados were a bad idea.Now what was he going to do with green coke?

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  2011-02-21 15:36:15

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  "cows in labor.com" and got myself a job.Vice President,cause you have to start somewhere and pride is an ugly thing.So,flying to Texas I thought about

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  2011-02-21 15:05:35

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  Where the hell do you think you're going?"and then Monty told me to turn the car around but I gave him some of the cash and he led me thru the gates into the factory and Jon

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  2011-02-20 17:59:51

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  started to such on his toes,and don't be mistaken:they were beautyfull,long toes,with well taken care of nails and no hair.But that would be all that she would suck on him,yes sir

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  2011-02-20 17:10:16

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  to arrest the priest and read him his wrights,but the mess they made in the church was such,that the Vatican sued,and won.Have mercy...

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  2011-02-20 16:49:45

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  while waiting for the damned delivery boy with my batteries.Something to keep me going.And maybe,if he is cute I won't be needing the batteries afterall...

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  2011-02-20 16:05:02

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  let the whole covenant know that he was the chosen one,and that he would be the one to bring them all for what they hoped for those twenty-five years:

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  2011-02-20 15:50:09

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  town whore,and he came down the cabaret she worked in one night,surching for someone with beautifull lips to go down on him.She thoutgh he was cute

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  2011-02-20 15:37:25

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  he found himself with another man,a big,black,swetty wall of muscles.And the man was doing to him what he did to the donkey.And you know what?He didn't hate it.

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  2011-02-20 15:27:05

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  then gave up.There would always be more crap to pick up no matter how hard he tried,he thinks.This is not a one man job after all.

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  2011-02-20 15:08:05

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  joining the priest,the rabi and the duck over there,willyou?".But it was the poodle who answered in his anoying poodle voice:"Just give him a shot of vodka."

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  2011-02-20 14:43:19

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  ever believe in anyone again,and to never drink wine on a tuesday again,and to never curse in public again,and more important:we swore to never see each other again.

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  2011-02-20 14:27:55