The 24 hour marathon of The Nanny episodes

The 24 hour marathon of The Nanny episodes had taken it's toll. At last she stopped putting it off and booked a trip to Flushing NY. There she would tour the monuments to

Fran Drescher, from her birth place to the scenic dumpster behind which she received her first kiss, following her third "encounter" with the Tastee Freeze night manager. The Nanny

cried. She was famous but unknown. Her dream had been to do Shakespeare for her Majesty. She had been so close. She was the understudy at Plaza de Oriente by the Royal Palace, but

unfortunantly, on the only day that the lead got the flu, so did she. So, she decided to pursue a less prestigious acting career path: youtube stardom.

She tried cute, she tried creepy, she tried funny, even weepy, Yet the poor girl had no clues..why she wasn't getting views.Soon enough the answer came; as HE was the one to blame:

He was the one that made her sad that time when he killed her dad. Because of him she was weird, but not as weird as that man with the beard:

because he dated women and joined Scientology to cover up the fact that he was gayer than a RuPaul look-a-like convention. Self acceptance was out of his reach, so he became

a level 7 Thetan after decades of devotion to Scientology. With that next level would come the much-coveted revelation of truth! But he wouldn't stop there. He was determined to

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE HUMAN FEMALE MIND with forward by Leonard Nimoy. And it read: ***character limit exceeded***