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in my back, but that wasn't going to help me get this darn bear trap off my foot. So, what i decided to do was to get out my welding torch. it was quite painful but i was able to -
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was the events. for example, one of the many Terrible Olympic events included Killing Godzilla armed with nothing but a toothpick. Seemed easy enough, so i signed up. However,
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"LEEERRROOOY, JENKINS" The Criminal shouted as he ran out of jail. helicopter, SWAT teams, tanks, everybody was out when Bob ran out of jail. bob was really an alein from mars who
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react. she pulled out an AK47. "Oh, whoa, I'm sorry, i didn't..." but i was gone. i died. police and news reporters were everywhere, reporting a rampaging woman in a tank. Well, I
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Scooby-doo. scooby apparently had found out that I, Shaggy has eaten all the scooby snax. so, the battle had begun. Scooby pulled out his pistol and i followed. then
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s the the galaxy. Then they plan on blowing up DC for no good reason other that they can. The bomb dropped. but, it suddenly shrunk into a small grenade and blew up a hot dog stand
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instant!" As the butler approached, the orange began to speak. "Hey Butler!' What?" "Knife" the maid approached with a kitchen knife, the same maid that he had argued with about
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see him. The man did indeed see him. He pulled out a rocket launcher and blew the cat's head off. darn. all he wanted was a cheeseburger, he thught as he went of to kitty heaven.
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The princess and the price lived happily ever after. the end. or so they thought. in fact, godzilla was waiting for them back at the half destroyed castle. hungry for royal meat godzilla
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"IM A FIRIN' MEH LAZAR!" the sea monster suddenly said, and destroyed half of Tokyo with a mighty blast. When suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrena
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"so, any last remarks, Bieber?" "No, Sir" The disgrace was now hanging by a thread looped around his big toe. Below him, was the Japanese volcano Sacwanjoho. "So, bieber, any idea
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"what happened to Wow Wow wubsy?! It's supposed to be on now!" later, she sued Nickelodeon for taking off the disgraceful show. That's whrere i come in. I pulled out my AK47 and
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dog wondered what had happened to Steve's arm. When she had seen what Skywalker had done, she began to transform into a were-Blue. Children around the world began to scream at the
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going to let them go. i mean, really, its fun watching a bunch of world leaders doing synchronized chicken dancing. So, I then made them sing "ode to joy". But then it happened
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"so, any last remarks, Bieber?" "No, Sir" The disgrace was now hanging by a thread looped around his big toe. Below him, was the Japanese volcano Sacwanjoho. "So, bieber, any idea why your here?
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he then stopped, because the puny human could not withstand the power of the mind control. i had him and couple of other Walmart shoppers reenact the "thriller" music video.
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"alright." i said as i pulled out a pistol and shot the disgraceful advertising gimmick in the head. next was the berries and cream starbursts "little lad" i ran out of the bar and
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walmart. it was more than he could bare. he felt himself transforming. "HULK MAD!!" he yelled. so, he lived happily ever after (until some damn helicopter shot a nucular warhead)
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but just then, sanc, sanj, however u pronounce that experienced a phenomenon called spontaneous combustion. The dude (what else am i gonna call him?)was a smoldering corapse
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abduction by aliens. now, that was the last straw. My dad was eaten by werewolves, my uncle turned into a zombie, and my grandma got ran over by a reindeer. So I