Finished Folds (21—40)
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2So I started drinking right there. Seemed a waste not to. That was the first mistake. I became so sloshed I forgot about the explosives. Obviously I survive or I wouldn't be writin
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4I would've said if the vodka bottle would've spoken in a language I'd understood. Only it didn't. At least that's what I thought at first. It seemed the bottle spoke to each of us
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6Norway have travel agents? No one even goes there... " said Tim. The ghost slash travel agent looked a bit offended at that. Poor Jen was still passed out. Tim decided it might be
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2and her last bottle of cheap red wine would have to do. She thought about the day's events as the microwave was busy heating the lasagna. She couldn't help feeling a little
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5as carefully as an ostrich would hatch an egg. If he was going to bring back Dinosaurs, then he, Trevor Johnson, would do it right. Not like in the Crichton novel, that was pure
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4ts of gummybears and snack on them throughout the day. Once you start feeling nauseous, keep going and soon you'll feel the effects. It was a new experience for me and decided to
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4Quite literally actually, as we smashed our heads repeatedly against the concrete wall. Father Dagon passed out at the fourth couplet, but still... good times.
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3The ad flashed noisely in front of my retina, giving me a headache. The cyberimplant made sure the government could bombard us with advertising at any moment. This was getting wors
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5Email 4/10: Re: Me to You: Dear Em. Afraid I did open those attachments and accidently forwarded them to all my bowling pals. Best your mom doesn't find out. Love, Dad.
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1It didn't end with the one night though. They've had several. At least three. That was when Natasha got tired of those fools and decided to head out to the city to find a
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3Mr. Gnat obviously had serious issues. I phoned up Pete's Pest Control and they cuffed him and took him away. Better be safe than sorry.
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4ed Virgil. Death rolled his eyes. Not that he had eyes, but you know, figuratively speaking. The fools you meet in this line of work. "Yes yes, it'll be a hoot." he sighed.
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3it. A shame really since I had ordered about 50000 crates of 'em, to sell as memorabilia after his death. I decided the loan sharks would find me soon and fled to Mexico.
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1Octavius Hendrik The Fourth". The frog stared in disbelief. Seeing the frog's confusion, the balloonist said: "People just call me Zoro though." Whereupon the frog jumped out of
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2happened?", Hoff stammered as he slowly regained conciousness and began to inspect his surroundings. He was on a tower or some sort. Wait, is this ... Paris? He must be
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3the famous whorehouse The Eager Beaver, which had made Uqbar city famous in the first place. I was looking for a different kind of treasure though. The note clearly led this way
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4At first he hadn't hated Paula Dean, despite her being so quirky. It was only since the incident. The foot thing. The memories came flooding back and he vomitted a bit inside
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1avoid the bullet and the actor took it full in the face. Heston had to explain it all afterwards, the paperwork was horrible. He wasn't grinning anymore.
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6He'd only won the presidential election using Dark Magicks, not something any Self-Respecting wizard would use. Luckily he wasn't one of those. Just Great and Powerful. The parade
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3completely get out of hand. Plummeting down at a speed you thought wasn't possible to experience conciously. The street rushing up to meet you as you hold your