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others would sing along.The Sgt.began. "She was more like a beauty queen, from a movie scene, I said I don't mind, whatdya mean, I am the one" Billie Jean was perfect for the cabin -
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The acid-tripping iguana hopped on the back of a ride on mower to go back to Neverland. The F-16 launched a missile at the iguana but missed hitting the clown car full of nuns. "NE
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When the police showed up they demanded to know why I wrote the line high. "I smoke dope when I fold stories." I told them. Thankfully weed was now legal in California. Puff Puff G
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in the worst possible way. His full nickname was Domo Arigato Misuta Roboto but he didn't care. With his new eye he was now unstoppable. The townspeople would pay dearly for teasi
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space. This was most unfortunate because at that exact moment an alien war party had been passing by earth. Hearing the loud crack from his head on the floor they decided to invest
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General Custer checked his wallet. $19. Just enough for the oil change on the Delorian. With the weapons he'd purchased in 2049 it was now time to go back and show those Indians wh
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Rather impale than be impaled, or be in a jail. Rather bang a wailing woman than bang a woman whale. I'm Walter Concrete and I rock to the beats. I don't eat meat but I like to
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his surprise when a city bond package passed allocating 20 trillion dollars to platform improvements. He could now build the greatest platform ever imagined. "Off to Home Depot" he
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like gravy, just maybe, this rap would amaze me. I took the pacer to the streets with my KFC receipt. Pacers obsolete? Not with Jay Z rocking beats I tweet as I cruise to the meet.
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Besides that, you can fold stories in your PJ's and not have to listen to Aunt Dorrie rattle on over turkey about her long succesion of husbands who were either dead or in jail.
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Because no one knew who had written the graffiti Clint Eastwood volunteered to say a few words at the Nobel acceptance speech. "I'd like to thank a gay cracking hating God who kil
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Pizza finished it was time for the main course. A spotted owl slayed and grilled tableside. "Only 4 of them left in the world... well 3 now" bragged the President as he pulled out
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entrance. I pulled out my Uzi and sprayed bullets towards the electronics dept. On Black Friday this was "normal" behavior. TV's $8? No way was I was letting old peeps and small ki
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Bernie Madoff looked at the derivates he'd purchased from the Dook of Finland. Where they really worth 50 trillion? He knew he'd been tricked but was determined to recoup his mon
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Bill Nye was already furious that Emmit "Doc" Brown, P.h.D, (supposedly) had used HIS research to develop the flux capacitor. Now looking at the last remaining capacitor smashed
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The aliens had read the memo regarding the torture and military interrogations of unlawful human combatants held inside the galaxy - but this was not the Milky Way. All bets were
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of the ark. Being frank, Noah couldn't stand the weiners. Beside that, he had a list of other problems a foot-long. Tired of the the lions constantly hot dogging to impress the
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for a snack but Wilbur had a change of conscience. He didn't want to eat little girls. He wanted to be good. Lol - JK. He tore into the girls carcass and devoured her alive!
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Pinnochio took his herd of sheep up the winding path toward the top of Brokeback mountain. But it was meeting Ennis and Jack and the night they spent together in the tent that cha
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stop at nothing to get it. They found a copy of Capernicks Updated and Revised Guide to Raising Humans on E-bay. Soon the cows plan to raise humans for food would be underway.